You and your "third dimension."
Yeah? What about it?
Oh, nothing. It's cute. We have five.
Th-thousand.
Yes, five thousand.
Don't question it!
Oh yeah? Well, I only see two.
Well, that sounds like a personal problem.
S1Mayhem of the Mooninites
I don't think Meatwad should be hanging around with these Moon people.
I don't think I should be playing with these medium strings. I need light gauge if I'm gonna thrash!
Using keys to gouge expletives onto another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship.
[Cut to Carl standing outside his house, looking at his vandalized car.]
CCarl
Who did this to my frickin' car!!??
CCarl
So maybe you be a good person to ask who wrote The Moon Rulez #1, on my car, with a key!
CCarl
[Effortlessly dodging the Mooninites' shot] Nice shot there, Brick Out. [Unbeknownst to Carl, the shot rebounds off his house and back towards him] Now I want you jokers out of this- [The shot hits Carl and he phases out as he is transported to the moon] OH GOD! MY BACK! WHOOOAAAA...
[Frylock has blown up the TV with his laser vision]
What was that?
Whoa! Did those just come out of your eyes?
They're primitive
Damn! Those are fast, man!
We are not impressed
Hey, wasn't that cool?
[Giving Frylock the finger from space] I hope you can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can.
S1Balloonenstein
CCarl
Oh, sweet, sweet nectar. It's like my pool is tearin' ass around the backyard. But it's stayin' still. Still waters run deep!
Grab my potatoes, Carl!
CCarl
Sure, why not?
The real spaghetti got wet when I was boiling it so… it’s in the dryer!
Why didn’t you say so! It's probably dry by now, so let's go get it. [saying as he gets into the dryer] Now remember, I like it spicy!
Ha ha ha! So stupid!
Hey, wait a second! Why's it spinnin'?
Come on, think about it, Meatwad! It's a dryer, man! Of course it's gonna spin!
Ooh. Damn! What dimension was that? Carl, your hands!
CCarl
Yeah, I know, I see 'em; they're very big. Well, it was fun. I'm gonna go take a nap now and then I think I'm gonna call, uh, some hospitals.
Shake, where is my popsicle?
Please, wait a second...
I require a popsicle every 15 minutes! You obviously did not read the memo!
This is your memo? (holds up a drawing) I don't even know what this is!
(zaps Shake) You sicken me with your lies.
I'll make you some right away!
"Make" me some? Please do not insult what little intelligence I have. I need it now.
Then I'll go to the store! Please sir!
Yes you will. Now what is the magic word, bitch?
PLEASE, let me go to the store and get popsicles for you! Thank you sire!
That's right. (releases Shake; Shake runs out the door) You better run, boy! And bring back some chocolate syrup, too, or your fate is sealed!
Everybody hates me 'cause they die or get hurt.
Will this hurt 'im?
It shouldn't.
Then why are we doing it?
[Chasing Meatwad with pencils] This is for shooting me in the roof and sending me to the store making me call you sire!
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