Did they not see us sitting here?
No, I'm sure it'll come to them.
(On the ship)
Oh, damn it!
What?
That was that man, the fry-man!
S1Bad Replicant
So, is he like replicating it?
No, he's hotwiring it.
Oh, shoot I was hoping I'd learn something. Science is a mystery to man, isn't it Frylock?
Yeah it sure is Meatwad...
Like how we all evolved from the ancient dinosaur. I wish I had some of their stuff boy. Like them tail. Them tails that make 'em fly.
Shut up, Damn!
So, did they, um … ever find your car?
CCarl
Oh, they found part of it, you know, hang'n from a trestle near the turnpike. Yeah the cops said he had a … a "straw-like protrusion" and a "cup-like body." You know anybody like 'at?
Uh, well, it wasn't Shake, Carl. He was abducted by aliens earlier this afternoon.
CCarl
Oh, I knew that. Yeah, of course.
He was … seriously.
CCarl
I hate you!
So, what are we gonna do with the prisoner?
We shall ask the mighty Orbnauticus.
[A disco ball comes down from the ceiling.]
Orbnauticus, we seek wisdom. To what evil purpose shall we put our slave to use?
S1Circus
Meatwad, get in this bag!
What?!
What? I got airholes... it's a joke, it'a joke, ha ha, don't get in that bag, you little meat.
[cut to Shake and Meatwad in an alley]
Now you stay in that bag!
So is this where the camp is?
Yes, now gimme a hug. But, keep the bag on, okay?
Smells like vomit.
Shut up! The counselor is about the counsel you, and he will send you right back home if you talk and you'll never learn RAM!
Okay Shake, see you in a week.
Yeah, I'll see you in a week. In hell!
Hey Randy, I don't know what's going on, but can I trade bunks? 'Cause my roommate's...wha- are those his organs?
Oh that's Inside-Out Boy. His mouth is in his belly, so he's gotta slap at his vocal chords with his bladder in order to make words.
...I-I-I don't like this camp. Can I go home now?
GROW INTO A MOUNTAIN DAMNIT! Terrify me!
Now see, I don't do that but I can do this (turns into a hotdog) and this. (turns into a igloo) Ta-da!
Ripped off again.
CCarl
Hey, where's Meat Mountain there?
You mean Meatwad.
CCarl
Oh no, they were callin' 'im Meat Mountain last night.
Okay, I'm gonna go.
You're not going anywhere Shake.
CCarl
Yeah, ya gotta come check this out man. Igloo, hot dog, igloo, that bit. But the whole time the stripper's shakin' it in front of 'im.
My goodness! Where was this?!
CCarl
The warehouse in front of Girls For You, you know, the lingerie modeling place.
Uh, no, I don't know Carl.
CCarl
Well-ell, twenty bucks, twenty minutes. I'm tellin' ya, one Friday night, you and me Fry-man, blow the lid off the joint! Yeah-heh!
I don't think so Carl.
CCarl
What, you gay?
You sold Meatwad to the circus, didn't you?!
Every day I buy and sell people like you! But no, I did not do that. But based on what I'm hearing here, someone may have.
How much, Shake?
Two.
Two? Two what?
Two dollars. What? What's wrong with that?
[cut to Shake, Frylock, and Carl at the circus, where Shake sees the price of admission]
Two dollars and fifty cents! Are they out of their minds?!
CCarl
Look, I don't work my ass off for twenty hours a week so I can throw my money away, that's wasteful! These bills are strictly for me to kiss...and slip in some stripper's underwear, so come on!
Wow, the crowd is really getting off on this.
CCarl
Well, that's great. I'm so happy for 'em. Where are the strippers?!
CCarl
Yeah, you the supervisor? Where were the strippers?
Didn't need 'em. Meat Mountain pulls in the crowd all by himself.
CCarl
Well you give me back my $2.50, 'cause I ain't payin' for something that happens every day on the hood of my car!
Randy, he [Shake] ain't from space.
Yeah, I know little guy, cause I'm the prince of Jupiter.
You never told me that.
See, years ago my dad sent me down here to conquer your species by infiltrating your gene pool, know what I mean? [chuckles] Know what I mean?
No
Well...when a man and woman love each other...physically...outside of a bar.
Which bar?
Listen to me Randy, it doesn't matter if you're white, or black, or a sasquatch even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law it is. Except for sasquatch, if you're a sasquatch the rules are different.
Forget it Meatwad, I'm a circus freak, and that's all I'll ever be.
...Whatever.
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