Ya'll suck. I wish Superman was here. I'd say "Hey Superman. You mow the lawn while you're here?" And he'd be like "Yeah, I'm Superman. I know how to work the mower."
S4Global Grilling
What is this dissension in the ranks? Someone refuses to blow.
CCarl
[grabs crotch] Oh no, I got somethin' you can blow all right.
Carl, no.
CCarl
WELL, WHY IS HE THE KING?!
[shoves Carl aside] Uh...because he is the smartest and best...looking, and his wisdom lead us to this great utopia, isn't that right, handsome master?
Yeessss, that is correct. Mucus minions, congest him, at once!
No, Meatwad. Please.
CCarl
[Two mucus men surround him] Ah, that takes two of ya. Let's go.
[Carl is immediately congested]
Our future's at stake, and it's in your nose. You must eat your boogers, America, for the sake of your grandchildren's lives.
S4Grim Reaper Gutters
I remember that one time you was in the bathroom...with that magazine. 'Cept that we ain't got no bathroom, so you know. And we all know what you was doing...
[Start Flashback]
I'll show ya stars! Take this! [shoots lasers and hits wall, revealing Shake]
Nice shot buddy.
Wait! What I'm doing in here is private!
[End Flashback]
Oh man! Back then I was so self-conscious about my body. You know, Frylock wanted to fix that hole but I said no. And now, I like it when people watch.
I still can't figure out what you're doing with yourself.
Hey, how about that time Playboy called me.
What boy?
Th-The playboy. He wanted me to go party at his mansion house. Ya know, cause he had too many girls and not enough guys. Ya know, he called me! Remember?!
[Start Flashback]
No Jimmy. Sorry, I'm counselling a youth camp today. Yeah, I'm doing some stuff with my church. Thank you, though. Have a blessed day.
[End Flashback]
Remember when I save both of y'all's asses?
Yeah.
Alright, when?
Name one time, Once!
[A flashback starts, with 'Party Party Party' playing, Frylock destroying the RainbowMaker 4000 from "Escape from Leprechapolis", then a clip from "Super Squatter" is shown]
He needs medical attention.
[A clip from "PDA" is shown]
Well, I guess I'm satisfied then
Breathe, damn it!
[Meatwad coughs, then A clip from "Frat Aliens" where D.P. is tied to a rocket and Frylock lights it up and launches into Carl's house, the security system slaughter D.P., A clip from "Super Birthday Snake" where Frylock destroys Nathan Scott Phillips with a fireball, A clip from "The Clowning" where Frylock freezes Carl, A clip from "Dusty Gozongas" where Frylock freezes the blue flame pipes]
Wait no, those are awesome!
[A clip from "Balloonstein" whete Frylock throws a broken glass covered Meatwad, A clip from "The Dressing" where Frylock and Meatwad drag a curtain covered Turkitron]
TTurkitron
Fine. I'm not spinning, don't touch--
You son of a- [Kicks Turkitron
[A clip from "MC Pee Pants" where the place explodes and blows away MC Pee Pants, A clip from "The Cloning" is shown]
Take him out.
GWGeorge Washington
Wait no!
[shoots George Washington with a shotgun, A clip from "Boost Mobile" where two boost mobile phones fall into a pitfall] Meatwad. [Meatwad throws a big boulder to cover the pitfall, A clip from "Universal Remonster" where Frylock unplugs one of the wires.] There we go. [A clip from "Interfection" Where Frylock uses eye lasers to blow up pop-up ad for the tin]
Okay okay, fine!
[A clip from "Super Hero" where Frylock uses eye lasers to blow up three mutant worms, A clip from "Rabbot" where Frylock beams Carl up and drops him flat on his back on his roof, Another clip from "PDA" where a gigantic food crushes Frylock, A clip from "Mayhem of the Moonites" where Frylock pins Err and Ignignokt down the road]
AAAAGGGHHH!!!
[A clip from "The Last One" where Frylock kills Happy Time Harry, A clip from "Super Sirloin" where MC Pee Pants as Sir Lion gets shredded alive, A clip from "Robositter" where the Robositter gets liquified, A clip from "T Shirt of the Dead" where Frylock blasts the Easter Bunny's face off, A clip from "Video Oujia" where Frylock kills Billy Witch Doctor, A clip from "Revenge of the Trees" where Frylock destroys one of the trees and grabs Carl]
Come on, let's go! [The montage freeze frames]
Well, you put that whole thing over the rock music, huh?
Remember uh.. Remember that date I went on with Farrah Fawcett? And uh, She said, "Let's get nude! Go to this hotel and like, do all this stuff!" And she starts like playin' with me and she starts like huggin' on me. And I says, no, no girl. My show is on. So she dropped me off.
I'm goin' to Mexico, until all this bill business chills out.
TPTera Patrick
Hey guys, remember when me and you and Meatwad-
What, Tera? What? Shut. Up. You're just, you're so mouthy! All I see are lips moving! Stories that go nowhere! Will you please just keep eating your corn dog?
[Meatwad calls Carl]
Carl! What's up?!
CCarl
Nothin. Why you call me, here?
I made you a shirt, man.
CCarl
Oh wow, how thoughtful. You know what? I made you a shirt, too, but see without the 'r' part. Get it? I made you a 'SHIRT'! Hahaha. Come get it before it sinks! [flushes the toilet] I had a lot of meat last night! Hahaha.
[to Shake and Frylock] Ya'll, Carl's crazy!
TPTera Patrick
Where's Dan from Grim Reaper Gutters? I wanna party with him.
He said he'll be back tomorrow. Sold us a bridge in New York. [laughs]
Ain't no bridges in New York.
That's the joke! [laughing]
I said there ain't no bridges in New York! [pulls out a gun]
Uh, Meatwad...where did you get that?
What does that matter? [points gun at himself] None of that matters now...
Wait, wait, no no!
NOO!
[Meatwad shoots himself]
S4Moonajuana
Hey, I have bad glaucoma.
So? Go to the doctor.
I-I did. He said you should grow me some pot.
Marijuana?
Whatever the kids are callin' it these days, yes.
CCarl
This dude back where I worked at the, uh, Styrofoam peanut factory, like he converted the toilet into like a bong, and you just sort of put your face over the seat. It was pretty badass. I went in there, someone had used a Number Two, so I fish it out, load it up. Gotta do something to get through that shift. Later on, when I became an adult, I was thinkin', you know, "That's gross," but, man that bathroom was so awesome in high school.
[In the giant bong, Shake puts his own colon in his mouth]
Hoo, boy! What is that? Your colon? Get that out of your mouth. That's gross! You don't know where that's been.
What? I know-- I know exactly where it's been, man.
Hi, I'm high. Heheheh, you get it Shake? This is awesome.
You know what we need to do? We gotta get some instruments, take lessons, and learn to play them, and then we're gonna have the hottest jam of 'Comfortably Numb' that anyone has ever heard in their life!
Fryman, we have hidden four grams of cocaine in your room.
We did?
No, we didn't, Err. But we would. And we will tell the pigs that when they arrive.
Do the thing!
[The Mooninites turn, Ignignokt disappears, but Err is still visible]
The pigs will never find us!
For we are thin lines of deception.
Deceptinominon!
Err-no, other way.
[turns again, still visible] Deceptinoitus!
Turn this way.
Oh. [turns again, still visible]
No, other way. Third--
I know how to do it, come on man.
Hey, when we gonna fix my guacomole?
Come on, hippies. We are the dope-men.
Because we wear corderoy!
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