“Carl” quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Oh ohohohoh, super.

Dear Carl, thank you in advance for feeding my dolls while we out in Panama City scaring up venture capital money for my stand-up comedy tour Meatwad Unplugged: No Buns Allowed. And also… we also gettin' a tan. Now remember Dewey and Vanessa won't eat anything but chicken chow mein noodles, and you know Boxy, he eat anything as long as it's deep fried. They need to be walked twice a day, and be sure pick up their doll droppings; you get a fine from the city. Thanks again. Sorry about the house big guy. Sincerely, Meatwad.

All right. What the fuck does this say?

What?!

Did you find my note?

Oh, was that you, yeah? Thanks for, uh, etchin' it into the side of my house.

Is you mad? You ain't mad are ya?

Yeah, while we're talkin', you wanna tell me what it frickin' says?

What what says.

The note.

What note?

The one on the side of my house!

Oh, that yeah, well, I don't remember.

Of course.

It's, uh, $7.92.

Yeah, here's eight dollars, and, uh, keep it.

All of it? I don't know if the bank will take all this.

Hey, man, the night's young. Knock off for a bit. Let's party!

Oh, no thanks. This is gonna take me all night to count.

Hey, don't be so uptight, man. I got a pool in the back, I got beer on ice and, uh…

I'm callin' your supervisor, asshole!

All right, that's the last of the W's. There's a Z left but uh... oh. Yeah, that unibrow. Ah, screw it. Look up 'Zambrano'. Normally I wouldn't do a fat chick from the flag corps, but uh...it is a new era!...of loneliness. Oh God.

Intruder alert. Intruder alert. She was robbing you. Was she robbing you?

Frylock

Of what?! My virginity?! No, not anymore. I don't think so…

[flickering lights on and off] Go home!!!

Frylock

…and I… I'm not a virgin. Uh… I never was. I mean I was. But I… I… Just get the fuck out of here!!!

[eating] This is good.

Master Shake

You're pouring them down your throat! Ya know, if you chewed 'em it would make them a little more enjoyable. Look at you, you don't care.

Come on, Shake. Frylock's tryin' to get him some down there. Be a good wing man.

Master Shake

I would, but she won't let me have any. I'm afraid to get my hands by the plate. She might suck 'em down.

Guess who's baaaack!!! Come on everybody, group hug! Boxy, what's wrong?

Don't you ever leave me with that fool again! I'll slit you up the middle!!!

Okay, Boxy…

Okay, nothing— motherfucker did not feed us!!!

I… I will… I will know better next time.

HE PEED ON ME, BITCH!

Frylock, get him off me, please!

He was robbing you! Was he trying to rob you?!

Frylock

No Rudy! He wasn't tryin' to rob us.

Where is my wal- (points to Master Shake) He took my wallet!

Master Shake

I got the what now? (Rudy shoots Shake with lasers) AAAHH!