Frylock quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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Frylock

Carl, calm down! We'll be there in a couple of hours, okay?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Frylock

You can stay with us Carl…as long as you have those pills.

Thank you, daddy

Shake

You found it. That’s the guest bedroom. And, hey, you know, if you need to go to the bathroom, you know, just do it.

Frylock

Shake!

Don’t mess with him, okay? He’s had a long day.

Shake

You need anything else? There’s some ants.

DO NOT DRINK THE CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!!!!!!!

Frylock

AHH. Damn Meatwad, Your Grip!

This here's my road when I's in it. And I'm in it.

Frylock

Who told you that?

Master Shake.

Master Shake

Ahem?

Oh. CAPTAIN Master Shake.

Master Shake

Of?

Of Interplanetary...Traffic Safety Squad & Patrol.

Master Shake

Which units?

All units.

Master Shake

Except?

Except Jupiter and Spain, or unless otherwise noted.

Master Shake

Good! We're learning something here.

It's over Frylock. We lost again. Just let it go and accept the truth that we is dumb... dumb as hell.

Shake

He's right for the most part. We got us a superstar. And we got two albacores that are just hangin around my neck.

Frylock

Albatrosses.

Shake

Yep. It's like the rhyme of the marinade happening all over again.

Frylock

Oooh. This one's easy.

No kidding. Put down Backstreet boys.

Shake

Shh. Meatwad, be quiet.

Frylock

All right, how're we doin'?

Fine.

Shake

No, we're not doing that. My eyes... are thirsty as hell. Who do you think you are?

Frylock

I'm the only US President to serve 2 non-consecutive terms in the oval office.

Shake

Then that would make you Grover Cleveland and...why is this comin' out of my mouth?!

Frylock

Meatwad, how many non-consecutive terms did Grover Cleveland serve?

I'm fine. Everything's fine like wine.

Frylock

Why don't we just... unhook you..

Shake

I got this thing embedded in my ass!

Frylock

Oh, shoot, I'm sorry about that.

Shake

What is it? It looks like an Ethiopian toilet seat.

Frylock

It's just a basketball hoop.

Shake

What is this "bas-ket-ball" you speak of?

Frylock

Oh, hell, I forgot to put sports on the DVD!

Shake

(scoffs) And what is this "sports" you speak of?

Frylock

Okay, here's the deal, we're playing team trivia tonight and we need someone who knows sports.

Hey, here's a trivia question: Why would I wanna do that?

Yeah, the chicks. Where are they, Fry-man?

Frylock

Oh, they're in the back... moistening their T-shirts for the... Jello wrestling.

He-heyy, now you're speakin' my language. He he, I knew you wasn't gay.

Frylock

Is that why you're not sitting with the rest of the team, Carl?

What, are you kiddin'? No, I'm not doin' that.

Ladies and gentlemen, turn around and face your trivia doom: Wayne "The Brain" McClane.

Frylock

You're going down tonight, Wayne. Carl, we need to name our team. Something tough.

I turned it in, Fryman. We're good.

And our other...competing squad: the One-Eyed Wonder Weasels and...Their Two Balls.

Two balls! [laughing]

Very, very clever guys...nice.

You get where I'm goin with that Fryman? You understand the uh, thing...the joke there?

Frylock

...Yeah I do, Carl.

TONIGHT!!

Hey, should we get Shake? 'Cause he's gettin' eaten by aphids.

Frylock

Nah. He'll get a ride.

When traveling at a subsonic speed during the last one hour of hyper sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will suffer the wrath of the impenetrable quickening? And, for extra points, how many wraths to the nearest molton? Be specific. This is a real question.

Frylock

Aw, hell.

So uh, when are we doin' the sports part here?

Frylock

We're not. We didn't. It's over. We lost. DID YOUR ASS GET ENOUGH WINGS?!

(points to a pile of bones as tall, if not taller, as the booth itself) Uh, you tell me. Does this look like I got enough?!

Hey Carl, can I... give me your celery?

No, I need it for fiber. (the music stops) I HAVE PROBLEMS!

Frylock

How's that spell?

Frylock

L..e..s..b..i.. Shut up, you're spelling lesbian!

(while eating wings) Ha-ha...he said lesbian!

Frylock

Shake, he's out of batteries.

Shake

No, he's being lazy!