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All That · Season 1, Episode 15

Winter Wonders [Knowings], Winter and others in “Unfinished Business”

WWWinter Wonders [Knowings]

Hi, people. I'm Winter Wonders, and this is the game show called "What Do You Do?", where our panel tries to figure out what some kid does.

Now, let's meet our panel from Dullmont Junior High School...Principal Pimpell...Miss Fingerly...Coach Kreeton...

Dahhhhh!

...and...Kevin? You're not from Dull Junior High.

I'm not wearing any pants.

Dah! Now, why does Coach Kreeton have to sit next to Kevin, huh? Oh, that's nasty! That's just nasty! What's Coach Kreeton gonna do?! What's Coach Kreeton gonna do?! OH, oh, oh, OH!!

Okay, let's bring on our first contestant, Kalie Lipp.

KKalie

Hi, Winter Wonders!

Okay; now, remember, Kalie, if any of the panelists cannot guess what you do, you win Barbara's New Fresno Dream Hut!

KKalie

Wow, I'd love to have that hut!

Yeah; wouldn't ya just? Now, let's tell the audience at home what Kalie does.

ATAnnouncer [to the viewers]

Kalie...licks lobsters.

The first guess is...Principal Pimpell.

Principal William Baines Pimpell! Now, Kalie, as principal of Dullmont Junior High School, I'd like to ask you this question. Does what you do...have anything to do...with the nasty, bulbous pimple on m'forehead?

KKalie

Uh...no.

My turn, my turn!

Ahhhh!

Kalie...does what you do have anything to do...with the nasty, bulbous pimple on Principal Pimpell's forehead?

KKalie

I said, "No".

Now, Miss Fingerly, if you had listened...you would know that I had already posed...that question, prior to what you were saying.

FRMiss Fingerly [repeatedly pressing his pimple]

Why won't that pop?

Coach Kreeton, your guess.

Oh, yeah! All right, now, let me get this straight...if, uh, Coach Kreeton guesses what Kalie-Kalie does, then little Kalie-Kalie doesn't get the pink, pretty dollhouse!

That's right!

Hehe...hehe...hehe...goo-oo-ood. All right, now, Kalie! Do whatcha do...have anything to do...with my sad, miserable life?!

KKalie

Uh, no.

Your guess, Kevin.

No! No! Let me go again! Let me go again! I'll do it! (Grabs Kevin by the head)

I pass to Coach Kreeton.

Goo-oo-ood...(Lets go of Kevin) Now, Kalie...do you...lick lobsters?

Correct!

Oh, yeah! [to Kalie]: How does it feel, to be a loser, like Coach Kreeton?! Me a loser; now, you a loser! Ha-ha-ha!

KTKalie [to Winter, sadly]

But I wanted to win Barbara's Fresno Dream Hut.

WCWinter [cheerfully]

Sorry!

Whoa! No more dolly hut! No more dolly hut! **

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