Jody quotes from ALF

9 sharp, not an alien. 9 sharp, not an alien.

JJody

[from inside] Who is it?

Not-not an alien. Oh, I mean, oh, it's ALF.

JJody

[opens the door] ALF, hi! I'm Jody.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

JJody

Please, you don't have to bow.

S1 E6 For Your Eyes Only

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[prepares for Jodi's arrival by moving all the furniture in the living room into a pile] Perfect. [lamp crashes] Almost perfect.

What was that crash?

A lamp fell off the furniture.

That leads to my next 2 questions. A, what was the lamp doing on a pile of furniture? And B. Why is the furniture in a pile?

Well, aren't you forgetting C? What are we having for lunch?

[Kate and Lynn comes to the living room, shocked]

Who piled up all the furniture? ALF, why did you pile up all the furniture?

I stacked it to get it out of Jody's way.

She'll be safe as long as she stays out of the falling-lamp zone.

ALF, let's, let's rethink this. Jody lived in an apartment. Jody had furniture. Jody walked around the furniture.

See Jody. See Jody run. Run, Jody, run.

See the furniture. See the alien move the furniture back. Move, alien, move.

See the alien throw out his back. See the alien blame the Tanners. Lawsuit, Tanners, lawsuit.

Brian

[arrives home] I think the Jodster's here.

Okay, everyone, stay calm.

We are calm.

Well, then, show some enthusiasm.

JJody

[knocks and arrives at the Tanners] Excuse me, I'm not sure I have the right house. I'm looking for-

Jod-meister!

JJody

[chuckles] This is the place. [as she hears the car honking] Uh, it's okay. Thanks.

Come on in, Jody. I'm Willie.

JJody

Oh, the patriarch of the Tanner clan.

Sounds good to me. And-and this is my wife, Kate.

Hello.

JJody

Kate, hi.

And-and this is Lynn and Brian.

Hi, nice to meet you.

JJody

You too.

Brian

Hi.

Jody, run around. You won't bump into anything.

JJody

[chuckles] Oh. Well, I-I hope you didn't go to the trouble of rearranging the furniture.

It was no trouble. It was fun.

It'll be even more fun putting it back.

Oh, well, then you could do it.

JJody

Thanks for letting me stay here. I hate to impose, but I-I didn't know what else to do.

Well, you're not imposing.

No. We're glad you're here.

And stay as long as you like.

Brian

Yeah, ALF did.

S2 E18 We Gotta Get Out of This Place

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[offscreen] Get out of this bathroom! I'm going to take a bath, and that's final! [door slams]

Fine! I'll go sulk in the kids' bathroom.

Before you do, ALF, could you come out here?

Sure, why not? It's not like I was born free to follow my heart, or anything.

[lights turns on]

WLWillie, Lynn, Brian, Jake, Larry, Dorothy, and Jody

Surprise!

Willie, intruder alert!

Oh, ALF!

I've been seen by a vicious snarling mob. [everyone talks at once] Hey, hey, wait a minute. I know this mob.

We've invited everyone who's ever met you.

How's it going Jake-o-Lantern?

Great! Give me 5!

Here's 4. I owe you one! [laughs]

Larry

How you doing, ALF?

Larry, my shrink! Nice to see you when I'm not wacko.

DDorothy

I'd challenge that.

Grandma Dorothy, how's your much younger husband, Whizzer?

DDorothy

Always a pleasure.

Look, ALF. Jody is here.

Citizen cane! Yeah! Nice to see you.

JJody

Nice not to see you!

[laughs] What a kidder! Watch out for the lamp!

ALF, we wanted to show you your world isn't as limited as you thought.

It's not the same as going out and making new friends, but we hope it helps.

I couldn't ask for more. Where are the presents?

Presents? We gave you presents at Christmas and your birthday, and on St. Melmac's Day, which I really doubt was that big a holiday.

Hey, forget the presents. I guess it's enough that my friends and Dorothy, are here.

DDorothy

Surprise!

WKWillie, Kate, Lynn, Brian, Jake, Larry, Dorothy, and Jody

[giving ALF presents] Surprise!

Oh, boy! Friends with presents are the best kind of friends and Dorothy.

S2 E24 We Are Family

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[from outside] Hey, Tanners! It's us!

Oh, no. It's Trevor. Well, he wasn't invited.

Yeah, that never stops him.

I think just for a change of pace, I'll, hide in the kitchen. Ha! I kill us. [he goes to the kitchen]

JJody

Well, why is ALF hiding?

Well, uh...

He owes the Ochmoneks money.

I thought you said they were going out tonight.

They always go dancing on Saturdays.

Oh, hello. Hi. We were wondering if you knew where Jake went?

Right here!

Raquel

Oh, you're having a party. How interesting.

And we weren't invited? After having them over last night!

Raquel

Now, now, Trevor, I'm sure the Tanners had a very good reason for stiffing us.

Well, it's not a party party.

It's a Tupperware party.

Oh, you mean the party where you have to buy stuff?

Raquel

Gotta dance!

But I will have a slab of that cake.

I'll get a couple of plates.