[offscreen] Get out of this bathroom! I'm going to take a bath, and that's final! [door slams]
Fine! I'll go sulk in the kids' bathroom.
Before you do, ALF, could you come out here?
Sure, why not? It's not like I was born free to follow my heart, or anything.
[lights turns on]
Surprise!
Willie, intruder alert!
Oh, ALF!
I've been seen by a vicious snarling mob. [everyone talks at once] Hey, hey, wait a minute. I know this mob.
We've invited everyone who's ever met you.
How's it going Jake-o-Lantern?
Great! Give me 5!
Here's 4. I owe you one! [laughs]
How you doing, ALF?
Larry, my shrink! Nice to see you when I'm not wacko.
I'd challenge that.
Grandma Dorothy, how's your much younger husband, Whizzer?
Always a pleasure.
Look, ALF. Jody is here.
Citizen cane! Yeah! Nice to see you.
Nice not to see you!
[laughs] What a kidder! Watch out for the lamp!
ALF, we wanted to show you your world isn't as limited as you thought.
It's not the same as going out and making new friends, but we hope it helps.
I couldn't ask for more. Where are the presents?
Presents? We gave you presents at Christmas and your birthday, and on St. Melmac's Day, which I really doubt was that big a holiday.
Hey, forget the presents. I guess it's enough that my friends and Dorothy, are here.
Surprise!
[giving ALF presents] Surprise!
Oh, boy! Friends with presents are the best kind of friends and Dorothy.
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