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Raquel quotes from ALF

Played by Liz Sheridan · 16 quotes · page 2 of 2

Raquel

Played by Liz Sheridan

ALF · 397 quotes

8th most-quoted character in ALF: in 16 of its 397 quotes
Most scenes with: ALF (12), Willie Tanner (11), Kate Tanner (10)

Scenes with Raquel 16

[Raquel doorbells from outside]

When will it all stop? I need my rest.

ALF, do we have to go into the kitchen?

You know the rules son.

It's Mrs. Ochmonek.

Stay.

Raquel

Where have you been keeping him? [runs up to ALF] There he is! [laughs] I laugh just looking at you.

Yeah, same back at you.

Raquel

[laughs] Mr. Shumway, would you be willing to come over and meet my bridge club? They all adore you.

Look, any other time, I would have said "yes." But I have a life now.

Raquel

[laughs] I love this funny man. Well, would you at least autograph a picture for me?

Brian! I don't do my own autographs. But I will touch the photo. [Brian gives Raquel a photo]

Raquel

Well, I'd better get back. Thank you, Mr. Shumway.

Yeah. You're welcome. Check her for money and get her out of here.

Raquel

[laughs] He ad-libbed for me! [laughs] Oh, I hope to see you around. Save me a fur ball. [leaves the house]

Well, I'm off to the track. I thought I'd fritter away some more of my money. [laughs]

But what about the, lifetime achievement award you're being given tonight? Shouldn't you be working on your acceptance speech?

I'll wing it. Oh, and sorry I didn't invite you to the ceremony. But you know why that is.

Because once, we said you weren't funny.

That's right. Now, you know where you belong.

WKWillie and Kate

The attic.

And don't touch my things!

[Willie and Kate head to the attic]

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