How are we supposed to get that basket back if it keeps being stolen?! Ugh!!
Hey! We can steal a new one from that guy! [points to a 'Baskets & Boots' seller with its owner snoozing] He's got lots of flower baskets... and boots! I'd like to steal me one of them pairs of boots, especially.
No, Jake. We can't steal. We have to stay pure!
PPenny
I have an idea. My mom used to tell me that there's a king of thieves who lives in the center of the city, and everything that gets stolen from little girls ends up at his tower. Maybe we'd find my basket in his treasure chest!
That's a great idea, Penny!
PPenny
There's one thing, though. The tower that he lives in is surrounded by a magical barrier which magically keeps thieves out.
Have you forgotten?! We three ain't thieves! We're PURE!! Right, Jake? Jake?
[tiptoes to seller] Just gotta steal these boots...
OOwner
Hey! [swats Jake] Go away!!
What are you doing, man?!
It's the city! It's getting to me! Help me, Finn!!
Jake! I never should've doubted you!
Well, I'm glad you learned your lesson – that in a crunch, there's nothin I wouldn't do for ya.
Ahhh, so is that how you got your powers back? ["ting"] You apologized to the witch?
Uum... [sweats profusely] No way! I um.. must have found the right... mud puddle! Yeah... I don't remember. Heh... Rrrrr...
Get me out of the water! Now, Jake, now!
[Jake is shown bruised, saying "ow" as Finn steps on him, screaming]
Finn! Stop it, Finn! OWWW!!
But I must conquer this NOW! YAAA! I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!!
(The ocean rages its waves around)
[As one tiny drop of water flies onto Finn, slow motion] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I'm afraid of you! I'm afraid of you! Aaaaaah!
[Finn drags himself to safety, then does the dance on his back and sighs.]
[Drags himself to Jake's feet, with a very wrinkled face] Okay, yeah... Let's try tomorrow...
(The next day...)
Finn? Finn. Finn, wake up, buddy.
Ready for me to help you get over your ocean fear?
Cool, but I'm only going to do this if you ask me.
Then get ready for my three-step plan. Watch your troubles melt away with step one!
(Jake shoves the wall, causing the room to collapse, revealing Finn's bed floating in open water!)
AAAAAAAAHHHH! Jake, are you crazy?! This is NOT an okay thing to do!!! (Finn hyperventilates)
Relax, dude. The ocean is your friend. And you got friends all around you right now. Miles and miles of friends...
(Finn tries struggling out of bed, but Jake pulls back the blanket revealing him tied up.)
Don't try to struggle, man. I'll let you out in a second. You just have to calm down.
Really? Okay... I'm calming down.
You're doing great! Ready for step two?
(nervously) Yeah, man, I can do it.
All right, dude. Step...TWO!
(Jake unties the rope around Finn, dismantling the bed and setting Finn down into the water.)
Jake! This ISN'T a joke!! IT'S TOUCHING ME!!!
Let it hold you, man! Let it hold you like a child!
(wearing a distressed face) I'm TRYING to let it hold me! (razzes fearfully)
(Finn takes a few deep breaths to calm himself, but it fails to work.)
That means we've gotta move on to step three! Just don't scream!
I'm gonna push you underwater with my jowls! Just don't scream! Don't scream!
(Jake groans as he comes to)
Yeah, man. Wait. Finn! You did it - you conquered your fear!
Jake. You’re at the bottom of the ocean!
(Finn lets out a fart upon realizing where he is. He screams, pulling the now useless emergency tab)
Maybe we should celebrate on land.
Wait, so, what was the lesson we just learned?
Maybe it was, don't give your sugar to jerks?
Speaking of jerks—what the blubins, man!? Why wouldn't you help me turn back into a boy?
Well, because I always kind of wanted to... [mumbles]
I said, I always kind of wanted to be a foot myself.
You could be a foot right now! I saw you change into a foot twice yesterday!
It's complicated, man. You'll understand when you're older.
Steady, Finn. This place is probably more creeped out of you than you are of it. [flips down] Hup!
MMan
Come no further, adventurer! For you see, none can defeat... the Bucket Knight!
[encounters him in small scale] Okay. Then I won't fight ya.
BKBucket Knight
No! You must challenge me to—
Hey, cutie, do you know how to get to the Crystal Eye from here?
BKBucket Knight
Yes, it's through that door over there, but—
BKBucket Knight
Hey!! [Finn laughingly runs to the door] You can't pass through that door without battling me!
Yes, I can! Because I'm HUGE compared to you!
BKBucket Knight
Just add water and... [drenches himself and grows larger] EXPONENTIAL GROWTH!!
BKBucket Knight
Now... activate thine own powers, and we shall engage in thrilling single combat!!
Heh... thing is... I don't really have any powers.
BKBucket Knight
I see... [chases Finn screaming]
Dang it! Jake wouldn't be running! He'd grow all big! And sock you right in the nose hole!!
AAngel
Hey, it's OK! I'm your Guardian Angel, Finn. I'm here to save you...
AAngel
Mhm... Come here! Let the Angel pick you up.
O- Ok... (The angel pick him and flies) (Laughs) This is radical!
AAngel
Are you comfortable? Would you like some snacks?
AAngel
Here... Let me clean you up and mend your clothes.
AAngel
I'm taking you to the chamber of the Crystal Eye...
AAngel
...where I'm going to cook you and eat your flesh.
AAngel
Trust in your [face turns skeletal and horrific] GUARDIAN ANGEL!!!
AAngel
As you wish. [throws him into a soup-filled cage full of vegetables and bones]
WAAH!! Unh! Aw, man... Everyone wants to eat me up. It's probably cos I'm so sweet.
AAngel
Now... for little-kid soup... the secret is a low flame over a long period.
That's Jake's secret, too. Sure hopes he saves me.
AAngel
I will save thee, Finn. [flies away]
There's something to tell you about that bottle that hit you in the face.
I already know, Finn! The Duke of Nuts has ALWAYS been a bad guy! But now that he's done this, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE HIM!!! And it's not just because that I HATE the Duke! I'd never forgive ANYBODY who did THIS to me! I'd hate them!
[Finn facepalms, his eyes shinier and larger than usual]
Finally, i have a WITNESS to his misdeeds!
[Bonnie hugs Finn from behind, and he gets nervous]
Oh, Finn, my flawless, lawless champion! Bring the Duke of Nuts to justice, the justice... [Her face turns deranged] OF A COLD DUNGEON! [Finn runs back to Jake] MUAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAAH!! [Her bodysuit starts leaking even more] HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! HA!! HA!! HA!! HEEEEEEE!!!
