But I must conquer this NOW! YAAA! I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!!
(The ocean rages its waves around)
[As one tiny drop of water flies onto Finn, slow motion] YAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I'm afraid of you! I'm afraid of you! Aaaaaah!
[Finn drags himself to safety, then does the dance on his back and sighs.]
[Drags himself to Jake's feet, with a very wrinkled face] Okay, yeah... Let's try tomorrow...
(The next day...)
Finn? Finn. Finn, wake up, buddy.
Mornin', Jake!
Ready for me to help you get over your ocean fear?
Yeah, man!
Cool, but I'm only going to do this if you ask me.
I'm asking.
Then get ready for my three-step plan. Watch your troubles melt away with step one!
(Jake shoves the wall, causing the room to collapse, revealing Finn's bed floating in open water!)
AAAAAAAAHHHH! Jake, are you crazy?! This is NOT an okay thing to do!!! (Finn hyperventilates)
Relax, dude. The ocean is your friend. And you got friends all around you right now. Miles and miles of friends...
YOU'RE NUTS!
(Finn tries struggling out of bed, but Jake pulls back the blanket revealing him tied up.)
Don't try to struggle, man. I'll let you out in a second. You just have to calm down.
Really? Okay... I'm calming down.
You're doing great! Ready for step two?
(nervously) Yeah, man, I can do it.
All right, dude. Step...TWO!
(Jake unties the rope around Finn, dismantling the bed and setting Finn down into the water.)
Jake! This ISN'T a joke!! IT'S TOUCHING ME!!!
Let it hold you, man! Let it hold you like a child!
(wearing a distressed face) I'm TRYING to let it hold me! (razzes fearfully)
Control your breathing!
(Finn takes a few deep breaths to calm himself, but it fails to work.)
THIS ISN'T WORKING!
That means we've gotta move on to step three! Just don't scream!
Huh?!?
I'm gonna push you underwater with my jowls! Just don't scream! Don't scream!
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