PB quotes from Adventure Time

Raggedy Princess can make you a new Hambo in like three seconds. A Raggedy Princess can BE your new Hambo. She'd do it too. That girl has like, zero self-respect. Haha. That's mean. Don't tell her I said that.

Finn

There's something to tell you about that bottle that hit you in the face.

I already know, Finn! The Duke of Nuts has ALWAYS been a bad guy! But now that he's done this, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE HIM!!! And it's not just because that I HATE the Duke! I'd never forgive ANYBODY who did THIS to me! I'd hate them!

Finn

Yeah, but—

FOREVER!!!!

Finn

Forever..!??

Finally, i have a WITNESS to his misdeeds!

Jake

Two Witnesses!

Finn

Jake!

Oh, Finn, my flawless, lawless champion! Bring the Duke of Nuts to justice, the justice... [Her face turns deranged] OF A COLD DUNGEON! [Finn runs back to Jake] MUAAAAAHAHAHAAHHAAH!! [Her bodysuit starts leaking even more] HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! HA!! HA!! HA!! HEEEEEEE!!!

Ice King

[on tape recorder] "No way! I'm no rat! I am bound by the sacred trust of esoteric knowledge!"

"Say the password, Ice King!"

Ice King

"You think I'll just hand you the keys to the city? I'd rather DIE."

"Say the password."

Ice King

"OW!! MY PINKY!! Ow.. Thank you. You know, no one has touched me in months. Could you touch me again?"

"PASSWORD!! NOW!!! "

Ice King

"AHH!! OH OWW~!!! WIZARDS RULE!! THE PASSWORD IS "WIZARDS RULE!"

Marceline

..You killed him??

Don't be dense! Hambo can't even talk! Snap out of it, girl.

Marceline

He's been with the witch this whole time! Maybe he can talk now!