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La da da da da, I'm gonna bury you in the ground
La da da da da, I'm gonna bury you with my sound
I'm gonna drink the red from your pretty pink face
I'm gonna...
Marceline, that's too distasteful!
Oh... You don't like that? ..Or do you just not like ME?!
Sorry I don't treat you like a goddess
Is that what you want me to do?
Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect
Like all your little loyal subjects do.
Sorry I'm not made of sugar
Am I not sweet enough for you?
Is that why you always avoid me?
That must be such an inconvenience to you.
Well... I'm just your problem
I'm just your problem
It's like I'm not even a person, am I?
I'm just your problem.
Well, I shouldn't have to justify what I do
I shouldn't have to prove anything to you
It's working! Look at the door!
I'm sorry that I exist, I forget what landed me on your blacklist
But I shouldn't have to be the one that makes up with you.
So... why do I want to?
Why do I want to...
To... bury you in the ground
And drink the blood from your— ugh...
Tree Trunks, is there anyone you can think of who might want to crunk you up?
O-oh no, Finn. I take great care to assure that-that I'm loved by even the most heinous cretins and—
Hey, guys! I found something! Look! [Finn and Tree Trunks join Jake near the hole]
Ugh!
Oh, heheh, hey, Finn! Heheh...
Oh, hey, Raggedy Princess. Have you seen anything fishy going on?
Um, no, heheh. I've been kinda down in this hole for a long time. [laughs nervously] I got knocked down here by some ne'er-do-wells. It was terrible! I was so scared.
Ne'er-do-wells?! They stole my apples! [yells] I'm gonna sass those boys up nasty!
[laughs] Awesome. Where do we find these guys?
Oh... the Candy Tavern, man. I used to hang out there back when I used to snatch old ladies' purses. [Finn "boops"] Don't worry, I stopped doing that a long time ago. I didn't know it was wrong. [Finn "pings"]
Okay, you two, let's get going.
Maybe he'll be a steaming hot BABE with huge monay.
Tut-tut, Lumpy Space Princess! What would your boyfriend Brad say?
Brad and I broke up a long time ago, duh!
[gasp!]
Now's my chance!
No. WAY.
But... I can make you happy!
Puke OFF!! You big donut!
Where's Beemo?
The ghost got him!
Don't you mean YOU got him? [throws PB off the balcony to couch and himself] GHOST??
Y-yeah, it was all a setup. The doors, Cinnamon Bun and BMO.... Oh, striz! BMO and Cinnamon Bun should be in the closet over there. Guys! Guys, guys! Come on, you guy- (Opens the closet to find CB's remains and a dismantled BMO. Jake screams with him as they witness this.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
[voiceover] "I was testing a sample of the zombie flesh I had saved when Cinnamon Bun came into the lab. He said he was hungry."
I'm hungry!
Not now, Cinnamon Bun, I'm busy!
[voiceover] "And that's when I made my mistake. I should have paid more attention to that poor fool."
[CB licks it, then consumes the flesh]
[voiceover] "The Candy Zombie flesh he ingested was highly contagious." [CB groans, falls to floor behind the counter, and begins groaning violently]
Cinnamon Bun? What did you... EEEEEEK!!!
SUGAR..!!
Just let Science to the work! Science is... MOOORRRAAAHHHH...!!!
NAAAAAOOH!!!
GET THAT ZOMBIE OUTTA HERE! RAHH!!
RAAGH!!
Aw naw. I am not getting eaten by zombies tonight. [...] GET THE LUMP.. OUTTA.. HERE!!
Hazelnut! Hazelnut! What if your name was Zelnut, and then I'll be like "Hey, Zelnut!"
That's terrible!
Hey, Zelnut!
NoooOOOOHH!! Stop!
[poking] Jake! Jake!
Mmh... what..?
I heard a sound coming from the sewer! We should check it out!
No man, they'll surprise party me when they're ready. Be patient.
I'm being patient! I waited all day, Jake!
Well, I've been waiting six months!
("Six months... Six months... Six months... Six months...")
Wait... What're you saying?
Everything's gonna be fine... [yawn] even if we have to wait... FOREVER....
Have I been asleep for six months?!
Yeah, man...but it's fine.
(More roaches crawl around Jake from his inner ear.)
(thinking) Face it, Finn -- your best friend is gone.
...Finn?
(With that conclusion, Finn wheels himself toward the sewer!)
NOOOOOOOO! DON'T RUIN THE SURPRISE!!!
(Jake intercepts Finn, grabbing his wheelchair and jamming its wheel with his arm, bursting it apart as Jake smashes it. Finn tries to reach the sewer, but Jake sees him.)
NOOOOOO!
Oh, glob!!
(Finn hopelessly flails his arms as Jake carries him away from the sewer. The scene cuts to black.)
[latches on Jake's mouth] Quiet, or you die!
(gasp!) You're the assassin!
Me-Mow. Assassin, second class. But once I take out a princess... I g'aduate to full membership.
Well, I'm no princess, sister!
Yes, I know. But since you've blown my cover, you will slay Wildberry Princess.
Whaat!? I'd rather be injected with poison!
Oh. Uhh... okay.
Uhh.. I mean... I will assassinate Wildberry Princess!
Good. Oh, and if you try to trick me, I'll poison you. [climbs into Jake's nose]
[squeaks] Mah nose!
Blargh! It's like worn garbage up in here!
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