King of Ooo quotes from Adventure Time

King of Ooo

Now, Princess Bubblegum—she says she hasn't gone rogue. She says she's not a wild dog thirsty for blood. She says she's not a liberal baby masquerading as an adult woman. She says a lot of things. Princess Bubblegum, you don't make sense!

Stop.

Ahhh!

I have learned much from you. Thank you, my teachers. And now for your... education. [The green dots in Sweet P's eyes turn into big green flames, and his lower eyelids move upwards]

The Lich

Before there was time... Before there was anything... [The green flames flare up, consuming the landscape and leaving a black void] There was nothing, and before there was nothing... [The black void goes away, revealing a writhing mass of ancient abominations] There were monsters.

King of Ooo

AAAAAHH!!

The Lich

Here's YOUR Gold Star!! [The Lich hisses at them, deforming Sweet Pea's jaw and spewing his death smoke from it]

King of Ooo

WAAAAAAAAH!!! [Everything fades to white]

Mister King of Ooo?

King of Ooo

Ababababa... Huh?

Toronto

Huh?! AAHH!!

King of Ooo

MONSTER!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Toronto

MONSTER!! WAAAAAAAAHH!!

Just a dream.

King of Ooo

[sees in Candy Kingdom in choas] Toronto, I've been princess for four hours, and society has already totally collapsed! Plus, now the sky is falling, I guess? Is this possibly... somehow my fault? [Toronto spits his apple]

Toronto

No way! Okay, look. Without your calming presence and selfless leadership, this situation would have been a hundred times worse. History will remember you as Ooo's greatest hero.

King of Ooo

As always, the voice of reason. Once again, my saintly nature has compelled me, unthinking, to assume the burdens of others. But a true justice demands a true accounting. And truly this is all Bubblegum's fa-aa-aa-ault! [he falls down as the ground rumbles] Oof! Good Glob! What no-o-o-o-o-w?

King of Ooo

You two now comprise the royal guard of the one true princess of Ooo. [winks] That's me! As such, you may no longer own property or operate children, and must render all treasure and wives under your sworn princess within a hangman's fortnight.

Jake

Pfft! Joke's on you, man! We spent all our treasure the other day! Plus, we don't even have any wives.

Finn

Wait, what? What about Lady?

Jake

Lady's my girlfriend.

Finn

Wait, but... [thinks for a beat]

Jake

That was Tree Trunks.

Finn

Oh, yeah!

King of Ooo

We the inhabitants of Ooo owe you heroes our very lives. As the once powerful and dignified Princess Bubblegum sulked off into exile, it fell upon you two to save us from the impending comet of doom and/or from the hideous Orgalorg, who aimed to eat the powerful comet and grow invincible! And for that, we are eternally grateful.

Toronto

I know I am.

King of Ooo

But now your bravery is essential to a new heroic task. [beat] Can you guess what it is?

Finn

Uhh...

King of Ooo

C'mon, guess!

Finn

Umm... Fight a— fight a dragon?

King of Ooo

Wrong! Follow me!

Marceline

Knock knock. Yo, Peebs. You wanna make a midnight Squeez-E-Mart run? I'm gonna drink the red from out the customer's bloodshot eyes. [laughs] Psyche, I'll probably just get a Slushie. Bubblegum? [floats closely to the bed and touches her hair] Bonnibel?

King of Ooo

[turns up] Wha?

Marceline

Wahh!

King of Ooo

Ahh!

Marceline

[deadpan] Aaaahhh!

King of Ooo

[vocalizes] Aaaaahhh...!

Marceline

Ugh! What are you doing here?!

King of Ooo

Be not afraid, my child, it is I, the one true princess of Ooo.

Marceline

Wh-where's Bubblegum?! [King of Ooo jumps high as she slashes his pillow]

King of Ooo

Ah-whoa, relax! Bubblegum is fine, just fine. [starts bouncing up and down] And deposed and powerless—so crushed by defeat was she, that the tyrant exiled herself to a sad cabin on the shores of Lake Butterscotch—technically still Candy Kingdom territory. But in my mercy, I've allowed her to remain.

Marceline

You're the princess?! Since when?!

King of Ooo

Well, by the reckoning of my new tyrantian calendar, Ooo's official calendar... uhh, two glorious months.

Marceline

Two months? But... but then why didn't she te— Dugh! Bubblegum... [flies out of the opening further away]

King of Ooo

Tell Bubblegum I wear her nightgown! Tell e-e-e-everyone!