You two now comprise the royal guard of the one true princess of Ooo. [winks] That's me! As such, you may no longer own property or operate children, and must render all treasure and wives under your sworn princess within a hangman's fortnight.
Pfft! Joke's on you, man! We spent all our treasure the other day! Plus, we don't even have any wives.
Wait, what? What about Lady?
Lady's my girlfriend.
Wait, but... [thinks for a beat]
That was Tree Trunks.
Oh, yeah!
We the inhabitants of Ooo owe you heroes our very lives. As the once powerful and dignified Princess Bubblegum sulked off into exile, it fell upon you two to save us from the impending comet of doom and/or from the hideous Orgalorg, who aimed to eat the powerful comet and grow invincible! And for that, we are eternally grateful.
I know I am.
But now your bravery is essential to a new heroic task. [beat] Can you guess what it is?
Uhh...
C'mon, guess!
Umm... Fight a— fight a dragon?
Wrong! Follow me!
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