Knock knock. Yo, Peebs. You wanna make a midnight Squeez-E-Mart run? I'm gonna drink the red from out the customer's bloodshot eyes. [laughs] Psyche, I'll probably just get a Slushie. Bubblegum? [floats closely to the bed and touches her hair] Bonnibel?
[turns up] Wha?
Wahh!
Ahh!
[deadpan] Aaaahhh!
[vocalizes] Aaaaahhh...!
Ugh! What are you doing here?!
Be not afraid, my child, it is I, the one true princess of Ooo.
Wh-where's Bubblegum?! [King of Ooo jumps high as she slashes his pillow]
Ah-whoa, relax! Bubblegum is fine, just fine. [starts bouncing up and down] And deposed and powerless—so crushed by defeat was she, that the tyrant exiled herself to a sad cabin on the shores of Lake Butterscotch—technically still Candy Kingdom territory. But in my mercy, I've allowed her to remain.
You're the princess?! Since when?!
Well, by the reckoning of my new tyrantian calendar, Ooo's official calendar... uhh, two glorious months.
Two months? But... but then why didn't she te— Dugh! Bubblegum... [flies out of the opening further away]
Tell Bubblegum I wear her nightgown! Tell e-e-e-everyone!
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