Now, Princess Bubblegum—she says she hasn't gone rogue. She says she's not a wild dog thirsty for blood. She says she's not a liberal baby masquerading as an adult woman. She says a lot of things. Princess Bubblegum, you don't make sense!
“Hot Diggity Doom” · Season 6, Episode 42
In this episode: Princess Bubblegum (2), King of Ooo (2), Toronto (1)
The Candy People are mercurial, but they're not dillweeds.
[Bubblegum forces open the cabin door, the cabin breaks with a flock of bats flying out of the fridge]
Ho, no, no, no, no! It's okay, everyone. It's okay. Close your eyes and repeat your safety mantra. Hoodie hoodie hoodup, hoodie hoodie hoodup, hoodie—
PBPeppermint Bulter
Princess?
Huh? Oh... Sorry, Peps. I'm just so used to having my citizens around to protect. This is gonna take some getting used to.
PBPeppermint Bulter
Permission to speak freely, ma'am?
Granted.
PBPeppermint Bulter
This horrible dump does not meet the level of fancy to which I have become accustomed!
Noted. Also, FYI, my Uncle Gumbald built this cabin with his bare hands. I spent my summers here when I was younger. Anyway, it'll probably take a really long time for the Candy People to realize a bad ruler is worse than a good ruler. Plenty of time to spruce this place up.
[sees in Candy Kingdom in choas] Toronto, I've been princess for four hours, and society has already totally collapsed! Plus, now the sky is falling, I guess? Is this possibly... somehow my fault? [Toronto spits his apple]
No way! Okay, look. Without your calming presence and selfless leadership, this situation would have been a hundred times worse. History will remember you as Ooo's greatest hero.
As always, the voice of reason. Once again, my saintly nature has compelled me, unthinking, to assume the burdens of others. But a true justice demands a true accounting. And truly this is all Bubblegum's fa-aa-aa-ault! [he falls down as the ground rumbles] Oof! Good Glob! What no-o-o-o-o-w?
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