Paul (to Kerry): You get home right now!
Paul, don't yell at Kerry!
I can't yell at Kerry. I can't yell at Bridget. I have to yell at somebody! Rory, stop reading upside down!
Kerry (to Bridget): Mom and Dad would kill you if they knew you were carrying on a long-distance relationship behind their back.
And you're not gonna tell them, right? Because you swore and made a secrecy vow and you kissed my old boyfriend, Kyle.
How long are you gonna hold that over my head?
How long does it take for a broken heart to heal?
Paul, just calm down.
I'm sorry, sweetie. I guess I'm in a bit of bad mood today. This morning, I cut myself shaving years off my life as head of this family.
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