I'm going to prove to you I can have a long distance monogamous relationship with my virgin boyfriend just to spite you.
Awww! It's Donny Doyle! He's under Bridget's window. He's serenading her.
(takes off his shoe) I'm on it.
Paul!
Cate, he's conning us! Those serenading mid-shipmen virgins are all liars.
What do you like to do for fun, Maggie?
MMaggie
Well, lately, I've been using Ted's personal information to destroy his credit!
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