A character in 8 Simple Rules
Played by Kaley Cuoco
8 Simple Rules · 147 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in 8 Simple Rules: in 53 of its 147 quotes
Most scenes with: Kerry (24), Paul (16), Cate (14)
(While at the mall)
Would you keep up?
BridgetI don't want anyone thinking we're together!
Oh, God forbid they'll think we're a family. Come on! Kerry's not gonna be with us on Christmas Eve, fine, we'll go be with her.
BridgetOkay fine, I'll keep it three steps behind you, only because it's Christmas!
Rory (about his date): I don't want to tell Dad cause he'll go "Awwwwwww"
Awwwwwwwwwww.
(to Rory) How do you know Sabrina even likes you?
Well, Patches stole a note from Megan, who got it from Lacey, who was passing it to Katie, and it said Sabrina called me "hottie with a body," which is a good thing, so it's pretty much a lock.
Oh my God. You've turned into Bridget.
What-ever!
Paul (to Bridget): Let me tell you a story. Your grandmother always cooked the pot roast in a little pan, so one day your mother asked her why. And she said, "Because that's how my mother used to do it." So to make a long story short, you're mother went to her great-grandmother and asked, "What's up with the little pan." And do you know what she said?
BridgetNo.
I don't know either. But you're grandmother sure does make a grreat roast.
BridgetOh, yeah.
(As Bridget and Kerry run down the steps)
BridgetI am going to kill you!
What is going on?
BridgetI just talked to Amanda who talked to Michelle who talked to Walker who's dating Josie that you...
Kerry kissing Kyle meant nothing!
BridgetBorrowed my sweater! (long pause) What?
(to Kerry) You borrowed her sweater?!
You are dead!
It's not what it looks like!
BridgetIt's just when Ben looks at me, it's like I'm the only one in the room.
It's a private lesson in our garage. You are the only one in the room.
Kerry (to Bridget): Mom and Dad would kill you if they knew you were carrying on a long-distance relationship behind their back.
BridgetAnd you're not gonna tell them, right? Because you swore and made a secrecy vow and you kissed my old boyfriend, Kyle.
How long are you gonna hold that over my head?
BridgetHow long does it take for a broken heart to heal?
What happened to a couple of friends over?
BridgetMore came, so now it's a kick back.
You mean a party.
BridgetNo, no. Mom said we can't have parties. Twenty or fewer is a kick back.
I'll drive all of you in the mini van.
BridgetOh my God. The loser cruiser.
[when Bridget breaks her nose, comes down for breakfast] I am not an animal.
BridgetShut up!
Rory, are you about done?
Just about. I am a human... being.
BridgetI'm not going to school, Dad.
Honey, you know deep down, no one is going to care what you look like.
BridgetWhat high school did you go to? You saw Kerry's video. I'm shallow. I get by on my looks. I can't go to school like this.
A broken nose is not a good reason to miss school, to avoid life. Bridget, you know beauty is only skin deep and so what if some of the kids make fun of you.
BridgetBut I'm not used to it, like Kerry.
I'm looking forward to haveing a lovely dinner with my children.
Girls, where's your brother?
Don't know.
BridgetDon't care.
Maybe he's lost.
BridgetMaybe a bear got him.
It's like a girls' mafia.
BridgetThere's no such thing as a girls' mafia. Just a highly structured secret society with a set of rules and severe consequences.
There's a secret society?
BridgetNo.
BridgetThis is ridiculous. How am I suppsed to raise a bag of flour?
Add yeast.
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