3rd Rock from the Sun · Season 3
Maybe you'll all change your tune when you hear about something called... 'reasonable doubt.'
What's the point?
The point is it's reasonable to assume Foster used the money to pay for his daughter's life-threatening operation.
No, it isn't.
He doesn't have a daughter.
It's not reasonable doubt if you just make things up!
[Jury selection]
Do you believe everything you read in the newspaper?
Yes! No! I don't know what I believe anymore! You tell me what to believe and I'll do it!
He's fine with me.
Me, too.
I'm not finger-pointing... [points at Mary]...but it's YOUR fault! YOU!
This ice cream is delicious.
[looking at the box] Actually, it's ‘sinfully delicious.' I would gladly go to Hell for a pint of this.
Nina, who is this 'Tom' that Mary keeps talking about?
I don't know, and it's none of my business.
It's none of my business and I'm obsessed with it!
That's typical. Why is it that men think that when you plant the flag, you own the mountain.
I spent two years climbing that mountain, and I'm not about to let some guy yodel on it!
Most people dismiss non-literate cultures.
Well, we live in one.
Here, sign this.
What is it?
Oh, it just absolves us of any wrongdoing in arresting you without reason and without any evidence. It's standard.
Eddie, you stole my car, but more importantly, you broke my heart. You wanna know what's worse?
What?
That you stole my car.
We don't have cell phones; we're from Ohio!
(to Tommy and Dick) Boys, we're going to San Francisco!
San Diego!
San Diego!
Nina, here are the keys to my Rambler. Take it somewhere and have my tires rotated.
That's not in my job description.
What is in your job description?
Typing.
Okay, well, type it into your job description and have it done by lunch.
I think it's unfair that you demand Sally do whatever you want as if you were... king of the universe!
Oh, please! We look nothing alike.
Don't listen to him, he's just a kid.
Oh, don't worry. I used to be a kid myself... a long time ago. [laughs] Say there, sport, you like girls?
Yeah. Sorry.
[Harry has taken over Tommy's job as Information Officer]
Harry, write this down. I need you to find a place--
W-w-wait. [writes] I...need...you...to...find...
Harry, forget writing it down. Just memorize it. I need you to find---
W-w-wait. [puts finger to forehead] I...need...you...to...find...
Harry, forget memorizing it. Just listen to me. I need you to find a place for Mary to sing. Harry?
Oh, sorry, I was thinking about cake.
The library's closed on Saturday?
Dick, this -- is -- not -- a -- good -- school!
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