Dick Solomon quotes from 3rd Rock from the Sun

Dick

Can anyone get their head to swivel to the rear? (no) Then how are you suppose to lick your back!?

Dick

I think we've underestimated the life on this planet. The people have so much courage. Here they are hurling through space on a molten rock at 67000 miles an hour and the only thing that keeps them from flying out of their shoes is their misplaced faith in gravity.

Dick

I want very much to feel, and to be felt. And I mean that from the heart of my bottom.

Dick

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. (flips to the back of the book) I'm not going to read 380 pages if he can't even make up his mind in the first sentence!

Dick

[reading the Bible] Man, these people begat their brains out!

Dick

We suck, we blow -- a posse of oral fixators. Let them try and ban smoking, for if they do!.. They'll just have a bunch of SMOKING OUTLAWS on their hands!

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[to Jeff] You think you're pretty clever, don't you? I happen to know that every word in your book was published years ago! Perhaps you've read...the dictionary!

Dick

Everybody here sells his time for money. It’s like taking a mortgage against your life.

Dick

What kind of a place is this where you can't wave handfuls of money around in the middle of the night?

Dick

Tomorrow there will be a pop quiz on the effects of thermodynamics. Remember it's a pop quiz; if you study, I'll know!

Dick

You! You're gorgeous!

Dick

Oh my God! He's turned me into a mime!

Dick

I wish I had a machine that could freeze time...

Dick

Unfortunately, I left it in my other jacket.

You see, I am building the greatest incubator these puny humans have ever known. And when it is completed, I will spawn my own private army of --

Of... fuzzy Easter chicks.

Dick

What's the point of having a democracy, if everybody's going to vote wrong?