[the Solomons have a repairman over]
Sally, you seein' Don today?
Seein' him? I'm losing my virginity to him!
RRepairman
You know, I can come back.
S4Power Mad Dick
I'll never forget the time I lost my virginity to ol'... what's-her-name over at... the place. Magic.
S4Collect Call for Dick
Dubcek's threatening to make me work it off and I don't think she's talking about mowing the lawn.
?"The Columbian"
Oh, I got top dollar--I got better than top dollar.
Well then, by default, wouldn't that become top dollar?
Hey Dick. What's with all the Rusty burgers?
Ah, well I'm just uh, preparing box lunches for the homeless.
Why are putting all of the food in the trash?
It makes them more comfortable. Mary- you can be so insenitive!
S4What's Love Got to Do, Got to Do with Dick?
EEric
I'm waiting to get into the K-9 unit.
Aw, what's the hold up?
Well, our- our dog ran away. But we're putting up fliers.
S4D3: Judgment Day
Oh, I miss those days with Mary. Breakfast in bed, lunch in the bed. Changing the sheets... 'cause there's food in the bed.
S4Indecent Dick
Harry, are you naked or am I seeing things?
Actually it's a little of both.
PPitman
We all came into this world naked.
Well, I didn't.
I have an aunt Florence.
What?
Oh, that was aunt Florence in Indiana.
Since when do you have an aunt Florence in Indiana?
Since when do you have an aunt Florence in Indiana?
I don't.
So where's the big coincidence? You know, Nina. Sometimes you makes no sense.
S4Dick and Taxes
You wanted to see me, Dick?
Oh, Mary, thank God! I wanted to show you that if you mix up the letters in your last name, it spells "lab right!"
[pause]
Okay, but wh-what was the emergency that couldn't wait another second that made me... get off the phone with Chancellor?
Lab right!
[filling out tax forms]
Line 14, "other gains or losses."
I gained two pounds.
I lost my virginity.
S4Sally Forth
Sally, I'm a cop. I've got keen instincts. And right now, my instincts are telling me that... I don't know what the hell is going on.
S4Y2dicK
It's like watching Entertainment Tonight in Carnegie-frickin'-Hall!
S4Alien Hunter
[while gagged, mumbling on the telephone to Judith] Mmmph!
[sarcastically, alternating between Dick's mumblings] Oh, yeah. Oh, baby. I'm hot now. Do me. Do me all night. I know it's you, Dick. [hangs up]
Damn!
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