Harry Solomon quotes from 3rd Rock from the Sun

Harry

Women. You can't live with 'em, and yet they're everywhere.

Harry

(holding the remote) This is the second most exciting thing I have ever held in my hand.

Harry

Oh, Dick, we've got cable! Seventy-two channels! And unlike primitive free television this one you get to pay for.

Harry

Dick, remember how I said I wanted to learn to sing? I've changed my mind.

Harry

Here's a job I could do; "Police seek third gunman." Well, tomorrow I'm gonna march over to the police station and tell them that I'm the man they're looking for!

Harry

[refers to one rack] Good movies. [refers to another rack] Bad movies. [refers to the rest of the room] Movies I haven't seen.

Harry

What matters most is life itself. And the greatest thing about life is not having a purpose; it's about finding a purpose.

Harry

[to people who haven't yet seen a movie] Attention, ticket holders! At the end of the movie, when the President turns out to be an alien and he barbecues all the Congressmen, don't believe it because aliens hate barbecue!

Harry

I say we hold an alien pride parade!

Harry

I lost more than a coat, Tommy. I lost a friend -- a buddy -- a companion who kept me warm when it was cold and warmer when it was kind of too hot to be wearing a coat.

Harry

[while playing Monopoly] Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200 and do not, I repeat do not drop the soap.

Harry

I'll never forget the time I lost my virginity to ol'... what's-her-name over at... the place. Magic.

Harry

Dubcek's threatening to make me work it off and I don't think she's talking about mowing the lawn.

Tommy

[pointing to the stars] I've been there and there and there and there...

Harry

Wow. The long, boring stories you must have.

Harry

By the second day I could hear my inner voice, too.

Tommy

What was it saying?

Harry

I have no idea, I don't speak French.