SStrudwick
My daughter just ran off with your ragamuffin son!
"Ragamuffin"?! Sally, throw him out; Harry, bring me a dictionary.
S6Fear and Loathing in Rutherford
S6Indickscretion
[about a movie Harry has seen] How was it? I heard there was an awesome shower scene.
Oh, yeah...but then this naked girl got in and you could barely see the shower.
S6Dick Digs
TTourist
Excuse me, we've been driving around for hours. Do you know of any hotels that have rooms?
I believe that all hotels have rooms.
S6The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part 2
[concerned] I think there's something wrong with Dick.
[Nina and Judith stare blankly at her]
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