Oh, I miss those days with Mary. Breakfast in bed, lunch in the bed. Changing the sheets... 'cause there's food in the bed.
S4D3: Judgment Day
S4Indecent Dick
Harry, are you naked or am I seeing things?
Actually it's a little of both.
PPitman
We all came into this world naked.
Well, I didn't.
I have an aunt Florence.
What?
Oh, that was aunt Florence in Indiana.
Since when do you have an aunt Florence in Indiana?
Since when do you have an aunt Florence in Indiana?
I don't.
So where's the big coincidence? You know, Nina. Sometimes you makes no sense.
S4Dick and Taxes
You wanted to see me, Dick?
Oh, Mary, thank God! I wanted to show you that if you mix up the letters in your last name, it spells "lab right!"
[pause]
Okay, but wh-what was the emergency that couldn't wait another second that made me... get off the phone with Chancellor?
Lab right!
[filling out tax forms]
Line 14, "other gains or losses."
I gained two pounds.
I lost my virginity.
S4Sally Forth
Sally, I'm a cop. I've got keen instincts. And right now, my instincts are telling me that... I don't know what the hell is going on.
S4Y2dicK
It's like watching Entertainment Tonight in Carnegie-frickin'-Hall!
S4Alien Hunter
[while gagged, mumbling on the telephone to Judith] Mmmph!
[sarcastically, alternating between Dick's mumblings] Oh, yeah. Oh, baby. I'm hot now. Do me. Do me all night. I know it's you, Dick. [hangs up]
Damn!
The F.B.I. are coming into town tomorrow.
What for?
That's classified.
You have no idea, do you?
[pause]
That's also classified.
S4Dick vs. Strudwick
You think you're the smartest man on the planet, don't you?
For the thousandth time, YES!
VSVincent Strudwick
So... what'd you think of the book?
As bathroom fare? A triumph!
S4Dick's Big Giant Headache: Part 1
Families don't refer to each other by rank. They use more familiar terms like "you" or "bastard" or... "you bastard."
BGBig Giant Head
The yelling will cease and the killing will commence!
S4Dick 'The Mouth' Solomon
And so they served us these balls made entirely of meat. Have you seen these?
Er, yeah.
They're shaped like say a tennis ball. Have you seen these?
Of course I have!
But you don't play with them, you eat them! You've seen these?
Many times!
[Nina storms off]
Well it sounds like you haven't!
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