Liz Lemon quotes from 30 Rock

Hazel

Can I ask your advice, woman to woman?

Liz

Are you sure? 'Cause I took one of those "Which Gossip Girl Are You?" quizzes, and it said I was the dad's guitar.

Hazel

[scoffs] Please, you are so amazing. This place is such a boys' club, but you boss them around like an Amazon warrior queen. And look at your body! Your rack is like, "Pow!"

Liz

Hazel, what is the question?

Hazel

It's Kenneth. He's not a page anymore, but he keeps trying to do my job for me. And when I confronted him about it, he was so condescending! He laughed at me, then he undressed me with his eyes. Then he had his way with me... with his eyes.

Liz

Ugh, the male gaze.

Hazel

Yeah, they're all a bunch of gays.

Jack

You don't need my advice.

Liz

But I still want it.