The UN is useless, the State Department is full of Democrats, and as it turns out Amnesty International is nothing but a company that makes and sells candles...
That explains all the vigils!
30 Rock · Season 6, Episode 13
“Grandmentor” · Season 6, Episode 13
In this episode: Liz Lemon (4), Hazel (2), Jack Donaghy (1)
The UN is useless, the State Department is full of Democrats, and as it turns out Amnesty International is nothing but a company that makes and sells candles...
That explains all the vigils!
When I confronted him about it he was so condescending! He laughed at me, then he undressed me with his eyes. Then he had his way with me... with his eyes.
Ugh, the male gaze.
Yeah, they're all a bunch of gays.
Do not write another sketch with Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. No one knows who Krang is. It would be a waste of time to talk about Krang on television.
Can I ask your advice, woman to woman?
Are you sure? 'Cause I took one of those "Which Gossip Girl Are You?" quizzes, and it said I was the dad's guitar.
[scoffs] Please, you are so amazing. This place is such a boys' club, but you boss them around like an Amazon warrior queen. And look at your body! Your rack is like, "Pow!"
Hazel, what is the question?
It's Kenneth. He's not a page anymore, but he keeps trying to do my job for me. And when I confronted him about it, he was so condescending! He laughed at me, then he undressed me with his eyes. Then he had his way with me... with his eyes.
Ugh, the male gaze.
Yeah, they're all a bunch of gays.
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