Bianca quotes from 10 Things I Hate About You

Kat

[after Walter suggests to Bianca to have a car wash for a fund raiser] Great idea, Dad! Half-naked cheerleaders, wet and soapy, standing on a street asking for money.

Dr. Walter Stratford

No car wash.

Daddy.

Dr. Walter Stratford

No car wash!

Mail me to another family.

Okay, but first, here's your dad's package.

I don't wanna think about my dad's package.

(about Chastity) Kat was right. For a popular girl, she is a teenage Long Duk Dong.

Cameron

I'm sorry, who?

The dictator of North Korea.

You girls are late. Where were you?

We were having sex with the soccer team. It took longer than expected.

Kat

So, you snuck out of the house to go to a party, but you had the wrong address. How does that humiliation taste?

Like your stupid soy burgers.

Walter Stratford

Bianca, calm down. I'll take you to the party... and I'll just wait for you in the car outside.

Sure, Dad, why don't you carry me in a BabyBjörn?

Joey

I got to go tell the coach before he gives my jersey away.

Um, don't worry. It has your name on it.

Joey

I know, which is why I don't want him to give it away! Duh?

Speaking of inflation, can I get an advance on my allowance?

Walter

Stop being a capitalist. I'm not an ATM. You can't just push my buttons and get cash.

I feel like a poodle at a dessert buffet. What I wouldn't do for a flat iron right about now.

Kat

People could be losing their homes right now and you're worried about your hair. Ugh, you're worse than Anderson Cooper (looks around).

Ooh, you're looking for Patrick. You like him.

Kat

No I don't.

You want to kiss him.

Kat

Really? Are you five?

I'm just excited to know that you're capable of physical attraction. Now, maybe I won't have to suffer the burden of caring for you and your cats when you're old.

Kat

Sorry, can't take you seriously with your hair like this (twirls Bianca's curls).

Chastity

Bianca!

(Turns Kat around the opposite way) Face forward and don't say anything or I'll tell Patrick you want to have his babies.

Kat

Look, I'm off duty. Fire's over.

Oh, so I guess I don't have to show you what your boyfriend left for you.

Kat

He's not my boyfriend.

(points) Over there. Missy, lighten up - I know a lot of cat ladies who started out like you. (smiles and walks away while Kat goes to see what Patrick left her - her mom's vinyl albums)

(while Kat flips through her albums in disbelief that Patrick was thoughtful enough to bring them) I am so happy we can go home. This evacuation has been nothing but drama.

Do you have keys to any of the classrooms? I NEED you to open one.

Kat

Chastity needs more room for her ego?

Someone brought a family into our room and she's a bit territorial.

Kat

Too bad. Tell Gangus Chastity that there's a fire going on and we all need to pull together.

Yeah, yeah, yeah- we are the world I get it. Can't you just open a door please?

Kat

Not a chance.

Why can't you just help me once? Why does everything you do have to be about principles?

Kat'

Why does everything you do have to be about Chastity? It's pathetic.

Fine, I guess you'd rather be handing out water bottles to old ladies than making out with Patrick Verona but you're right I'm the one who's pathetic!

Can I borrow your- (Patrick and Kat turn to look at her) A male in your bedroom and he's cute! Am I sleepwalking again? (Patrick smirks while Kat pulls Bianca into the room and closes her door, shushing Bianca)

Kat

(Patrick sits down while Kat freaks out) Dad is going to hear you.

Walter

Girls!

Kat

Oh my god! Crap! Crap! Crap! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! (pulls Patrick up from her chair and pushes him towards the window) Just a second Dad I'm...indecent!

And in so much trouble. I'm loving this.

Walter

I'm coming in!

Walter

Why don't you wear that nice one you wore to last year's school play?

It was my costume. I was playing Helen Keller.

Walter

It was very flattering. Even she could see that.

I didn't get to show off this dress. I didn't get to slow-dance. I didn't get my first kiss. Beau is such a jerk!

Cameron

He's king of the jerks! He rules Jerklandia!