I really need advice from someone other than my friend Michael. There's a reason the only girl he's kissed is his cousin Ruth.
“You Can't Always Get What You Want” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Patrick (3), Cameron (3), Bianca (2), Kat Stratford (1), Walter Stratford (1)
SMs. Sommers
Kat, astronauts on the international space station can see that you're a feminist.
(talking to Bianca about the soda) Sometimes they take a while to drop.
So do your testicles.
Speaking of inflation, can I get an advance on my allowance?
Stop being a capitalist. I'm not an ATM. You can't just push my buttons and get cash.
Yeah, maybe I can do that this afternoon while I'm setting up her online commerce.
Yeah, you can protect her from all that unwanted spam.
I can be her anti-virus software.
(carrying a clipboard for her petition) Will you sign this? It would be nice to have a real person other than Mr. Balzac and Mr. I.P. Freely.
Bianca [to Dawn]: Why can't Brad and Angie adopt us?
DDawn
At least I've got a shot. I'm Asian.
Charlie, you and your friends and your friends' friends should tune into BiancaAndDawn.org tonight for some Katy Perry action.
Charlie [after seeing Bianca and Dawn kiss]: This makes up for my parents blocking The L Word.
Do I look like Dr. Phil?
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