(Walter arrives at the school auto shop to discover that Kat has disassembled many pieces from her car)
Why didn't you call me earlier?
This is a car, not a uterus.
“Don't Give Up” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Kat Stratford (5), Walter Stratford (3), Bianca (2), Joey (2), Patrick (1), Cameron (1), Chastity (1), Michael (1)
(to Bianca) Listen, Joey has the attention span of a Cheerio, so keep him focused, OK?
(to a shirtless Cameron) Man, I really admire you for busting stereotypes. I'm actually trying to do the same thing. I wanna show the world that straight guys can be models, in the same way that you're trying to show the world that... that gay guys don't have to have six-pack abs.
How can I call myself an environmentalist when I'm single-handedly exterminating polar bears with my Chernobyl-mobile?
(to Joey about her dad) I'm sorry. He has some sort of disease that makes him cranky. I think it's man-opause.
(referring to Bianca) You know what? I don't want to get over her. I want to be the guy in the movie who never gives up and eventually gets the girl.
Yeah. I don't watch those movies... unless there's nudity.
(The guys are watching Kat working on her car)
RRay
Twenty says she quits by the end of the day.
BBrad
Oh, come on if everyone bets against her, there's no point in having a pool.
RRay
Patrick?
BBrad
Do you wanna bet on her?
Not while she's anywhere near power-tools.
(Kat looks up and gives them all a dirty look and walks over.)
I'll bet on myself.
BBrad
Careful, that money could buy you a bunch of tampons.
(Brad and Ray bump fists and walk away laughing.)
I got to go tell the coach before he gives my jersey away.
Um, don't worry. It has your name on it.
I know, which is why I don't want him to give it away! Duh?
Kat, I'm sure somewhere on the Internet, there's a manual on how to deliver a baby. But it doesn't mean you know your way around a uterus.
Why can't my dad just be an accountant?
So, what's distracting you from setting the table?
I'm turning my giant carbon footprint into a cute little baby foot - by converting my car into a biodiesel.
Huh, by yourself?
You think a woman can't do it?
Sure she can if she's a mechanic. You do realize that this is your only car and if you destroy it I'm not getting you another one.
Relax, Dad, I printed a comprehensive instruction manual off the Internet. It got nine out of ten stars.
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