Bianca quotes from 10 Things I Hate About You

I thought I'd learn the routine because, God forbid, someone gets sick or hurt or pregnant. Thanks a lot, Juno!

(to Joey about her dad) I'm sorry. He has some sort of disease that makes him cranky. I think it's man-opause.

Charlie, you and your friends and your friends' friends should tune into BiancaAndDawn.org tonight for some Katy Perry action.

Spooky

(to Patrick) Look! Deep, deep down beneath my sister's crusty exoskeleton, she has a soft spot for you.

Oh my God! I look like a princess! This is my first date, and I'm so excited I think I might pee my pants.

Dad, it's healthy for us to spend time apart so we don't get sick of each other.

(On the phone) Hey Kat, it's your sister calling from a deserted parking lot. (Fakes talking to someone else) Oh, hello creepy man in a van, no I don't need a ride, my sister's picking me up. Thanks. (Turns back to the phone). Call me!

How do I look?

Kat

Shallow.

(happy) Thank You!

[to Kat] You've ruined my chances of being popular!

Kat

I'm sorry, but that girl sucks. She's a teen-aged Kim Jong II.

Speak English, you show-off!

Kat

Kim Jong II, the dictator of North Korea!

Kat

Dad, you realize we know where babies come from, right?

Walter

Do you realize where they come out? Trust me. Not pretty.

Dad!

Great speech. Very inspiring.

Chastity

Yeah, but no one cried.

Kat

We're going to high school, not the Academy Awards.

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Kat, I need your help.

Kat

Finally. The first step is admitting you have a problem. The next step is making you a brunette again.

You girls are late. Where were you?

We were having sex with the soccer team. It took longer than expected.