You know, Dad warns us everyday about getting pregnant.
You're lucky. He warns me twice a day.
Yeah, well, he never mentions all the other ways a guy can screw you.
Amen, sister.
A character in 10 Things I Hate About You
2nd most-quoted character in 10 Things I Hate About You: in 40 of its 114 quotes
Most scenes with: Kat Stratford (16), Walter Stratford (7), Cameron (4)
You know, Dad warns us everyday about getting pregnant.
You're lucky. He warns me twice a day.
Yeah, well, he never mentions all the other ways a guy can screw you.
Amen, sister.
But you're gay!
I'm not gay! At all! In fact, you're gayer than I am because you kissed a girl.
That was for money.
See, I could never kiss a guy for money, except for Johnny Depp.
Oh, my God, guys. Don't drop me.
Thank God I wore my good underwear tonight.
Thank God I wore underwear!
(sees Kat's shirt all wet) Look at you. Maybe you should change your shirt.
(drunk) Maybe you should change your face! (laughs)
We should sing one of the songs with the two people when they do it together.
A duet?
Oh... I don't say this often enough, Bianca, but you're so smart... and prettiful. ]
Bianca, I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. And if it turns out we have afterlives, I wanna spend those together, too.
Cameron--
Think about it. We could have a really cool moniker, like Biameron or Camianca. You pick.
I don't even know if she ever loved me. Not the real me. I was just this gorgeous status accessory, like Paris Hilton's poodle.
Girls like Chastity don't like other girls playing with their poodles... even if they've given their poodles away. And Chastity can be really mean.
That's why I'm ready to be with someone really sweet, like you. Take you, for example.
You're skipping class to make out with your boyfriend?!
Just the last 10 minutes. Besides, it's history, I already know how it ends – everyone dies.
(Noting that Bianca's date obviously didn't go well) Please tell me what Joey did to you.
Can you just leave me in peace with my ice cream and Sex in the City marathon, please.
Did he try to have sex in your city?
Ugh! I don't want to talk about it right now, dad. Why didn't they make you with an "off" switch.
And you know what the worst part is? He didn't try to stop me.
I'm stopping you.
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