Chastity quotes from 10 Things I Hate About You

Chastity

(about Kat) Of the ten things I hate about today, she is number one, number five, and number eight.

Chastity

[about the fund-raiser] Okay, but no bake sale. The last thing this school needs is more fat people

Chastity

(to Bianca) Listen, Joey has the attention span of a Cheerio, so keep him focused, OK?

Chastity

Joey, sweetie, in an effort to support your modeling career... I'm gonna let you practice your stupid little runway walk... all the way home.

Chastity

(to Bianca) Okay, his behavior's becoming so erratic. He's like my grandma before we put her on meds.

Chastity

(talking to his father on the phone) Ditch these stupid uniforms, or I'll tell Mommy how I found out... that your executive assistant doesn't wear a bra.

Chastity

My neck is sore.

Kat

That's probably from flipping your hair too much.

Kat

I'm here to talk about my sister.

Chastity

Oh, what a coincidence! I was just about to send her to social Siberia.

Great speech. Very inspiring.

Chastity

Yeah, but no one cried.

Chastity

Bianca!

(Turns Kat around the opposite way) Face forward and don't say anything or I'll tell Patrick you want to have his babies.

Kat

Oh, I know what you're up to. I've seen those crappy teen movies.

Chastity

Oh, me too. But aren't you supposed to show up much later ... wearing a hockey mask.

Kat

And you'll be the first to go.