I feel like a poodle at a dessert buffet. What I wouldn't do for a flat iron right about now.
People could be losing their homes right now and you're worried about your hair. Ugh, you're worse than Anderson Cooper (looks around).
Ooh, you're looking for Patrick. You like him.
No I don't.
You want to kiss him.
Really? Are you five?
I'm just excited to know that you're capable of physical attraction. Now, maybe I won't have to suffer the burden of caring for you and your cats when you're old.
Sorry, can't take you seriously with your hair like this (twirls Bianca's curls).
(Chastity comes up).
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