Cameron quotes from 10 Things I Hate About You

Cameron

(to the angry crowd who realizes that there is no beer in the party) See, I didn't realize that the person who throws the party is also supposed to supply the alcohol. But I have a surprise! (pulls on a string to reveal a piñata)

Cameron

I really need advice from someone other than my friend Michael. There's a reason the only girl he's kissed is his cousin Ruth.

Michael

Cameron, how's it going?

Cameron

Not so good. I feel weird. Ever since Bianca got here, my head has been filled with rainbows and Enya.

(about Chastity) Kat was right. For a popular girl, she is a teenage Long Duk Dong.

Cameron

I'm sorry, who?

The dictator of North Korea.

Cameron

(referring to Bianca) You know what? I don't want to get over her. I want to be the guy in the movie who never gives up and eventually gets the girl.

Michael

Yeah. I don't watch those movies... unless there's nudity.

Cameron

(talking to Bianca about the soda) Sometimes they take a while to drop.

So do your testicles.

Cameron

Yeah, maybe I can do that this afternoon while I'm setting up her online commerce.

Yeah, you can protect her from all that unwanted spam.

Cameron

I can be her anti-virus software.

Cameron

(spots Patrick and follows behind him) Have you ever done something you've regretted?

Giving you advice because you keep coming back.

Cameron

Okay, but have you ever done something you're really sorry about?

(spins around and looks at him) What did you do?

Cameron

I think I started the fire.

Okay, let me guess you set off a model rocket?

Cameron

How'd you know?

Well it was either that or you were setting your farts on fire. So, what's the problem?

Cameron

The problem is the guilt is eating me alive. I'm thinking of confessing.

Cameron

You're right. That's it I'll tell them what happened, that it was an accident and I'm really sorry.

Yeah, worse case scenario you get 5, 10 years but you can handle prison. And with a face like yours you'll have a husband in no time. (walks away)

Cameron

Homemade pyrotechnics?

Michael

Yeah, like fireworks, flares...

Cameron

Or model rockets. Michael that model rocket we launched yesterday in my backyard...it never came down! Think we started the fire?

Michael

There's no way. All we did was push a button.

Cameron

That shot a vessel of highly flammable balsa wood containing gunpowder! (looks around) Into bone-dry brush igniting a gigantic conflagration.

Michael

Uh oh

I didn't get to show off this dress. I didn't get to slow-dance. I didn't get my first kiss. Beau is such a jerk!

Cameron

He's king of the jerks! He rules Jerklandia!

But you're gay!

Cameron

I'm not gay! At all! In fact, you're gayer than I am because you kissed a girl.

That was for money.

Cameron

See, I could never kiss a guy for money, except for Johnny Depp.

Cameron

Bianca, I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. And if it turns out we have afterlives, I wanna spend those together, too.

Cameron--

Cameron

Think about it. We could have a really cool moniker, like Biameron or Camianca. You pick.

Michael

'You're my best friend'? First, you already got a best friend. (points to himself) And second, she's just not that into you.

Cameron

Hey, she's still transitioning into seeing me as a viable heterosexual.

Cameron

Haven't you ever known something deep in your heart?

Michael

I'm 15. I know things deep in my pants.