Michael quotes from 10 Things I Hate About You ... TV Quotes Database

Michael

Cameron, how's it going?

Not so good. I feel weird. Ever since Bianca got here, my head has been filled with rainbows and Enya.

(referring to Bianca) You know what? I don't want to get over her. I want to be the guy in the movie who never gives up and eventually gets the girl.

Michael

Yeah. I don't watch those movies... unless there's nudity.

Homemade pyrotechnics?

Michael

Yeah, like fireworks, flares...

Or model rockets. Michael that model rocket we launched yesterday in my backyard...it never came down! Think we started the fire?

Michael

There's no way. All we did was push a button.

That shot a vessel of highly flammable balsa wood containing gunpowder! (looks around) Into bone-dry brush igniting a gigantic conflagration.

Michael

Uh oh

(Kat dances and sings her way around her bedroom, she passes the window and spots Patrick watching her)

Michael

'You're my best friend'? First, you already got a best friend. (points to himself) And second, she's just not that into you.

Hey, she's still transitioning into seeing me as a viable heterosexual.

Haven't you ever known something deep in your heart?

Michael

I'm 15. I know things deep in my pants.

Michael quotes from 10 Things I Hate About You