Patrick quotes from 10 Things I Hate About You

Noted.

Do I look like Dr. Phil?

Good thing I'm not really a vampire.

Kat

What do you want?

What you mean?

Kat

I mean... Do you wanna deal me drugs? or steal my car? or huckster my organs? - Why are people scared of you?

Why are people scared of you?

Kat

People are not scared of me...

[smiling] : Sure they are. That's why I find you interesting [he goes away in his motorcycle]

Kat

[to Patrick] Why are people scared of you?

Why are people scared of you?

Kat

People are not scared of me.

Sure they are. That's why I find you interesting.

Kat

I just have one thing to say to you. I'm not that girl.

What girl?

Kat

The girl who's turned on by the spat boy crap. I'm not skipping home to scribble in my journal that maybe you're a vampire.

[to Kat] Looking for me.

Kat

Yes, if you were the ladies' room.

I think I finally figured you out. Drop trash on me, drag we in a detention, steal my backpack; you're obsessed with me.

Kat

Hmm. What can I say? We and me in this sexy vests, picking up trash, this sweet scent of garbage in the air... Welcome to my dream date.

Twenty says she quits by the end of the day.

Oh, come on if everyone bets against her, there's no point in having a pool.

Patrick?

Do you wanna bet on her?

Not while she's anywhere near power-tools.

Kat

I'll bet on myself.

Careful, that money could buy you a bunch of tampons.

Cameron

(talking to Bianca about the soda) Sometimes they take a while to drop.

So do your testicles.

Cameron

Yeah, maybe I can do that this afternoon while I'm setting up her online commerce.

Yeah, you can protect her from all that unwanted spam.

Cameron

I can be her anti-virus software.

Kat

(finds Patrick sitting on a ledge on the roof of the school) Don't jump.

Oh, I don't have to, you're here now.

Kat

Okay jump.

I'm only three stories up. All I'd do is break a leg.

Kat

It'd still be worth it.

(points to fire burning in the distance) Come check this out. It's really beautiful.

Kat

If you don't think about all the homes being destroyed.

(leans closer and points) Look over there. UGH! (pretends to be slipping off the edge. Kat cries out and reaches for him) Aah!

Kat

Oh! (walks away from the ledge, Patrick follows)

See, you don't want me to jump.

Kat

You're such a jerk.

Now, I can tell you what I wanted to tell you.

Kat

Ooh, I'm on pins and needles. Let me guess...is it the same thing you wanted to tell the girl downstairs?

Oh, I like it when you're jealous.

Kat

I'm not jealous, I'm appalled- there's a difference.

Look, I was going to tell her that she should stop stalking me.

Kat

Hmm..big words from the guy who shows up unannounced in my bedroom window at eleven O'clock at night. That's way past visiting hours.

You talk a lot. (takes her head in his hands ands kisses her, they continue on for several moments)

Kat

(pulls back, happy) Is that what you wanted to tell me?

Sure (smiles and leans in to kiss her again)

Kat

(breaking away quicker this time) No, seriously.

Oh, seriously? Okay, I realized why I find you interesting.

Kat

Hmm...do tell.

(cupping her face with one hand) You're different from other girls. You have a mind of your own.

Kat

That must be a refreshing change for you.

It is, you're not all clingy and...needy. We can just make-out and it doesn't have to be this whole big thing. (leans in to kiss her but Kat pulls away)

Kat

Right. (moves away) Right, because I'm a total slut. But I have a mind of my own.

No that's not what I meant.

Kat

Well, what did you mean?

I meant you're not living some fairy-tale where I'm your prince charming.

Kat

Trust me. No one would mistake you for prince charming. Prince Charles maybe.

Aah! And we were having such a nice time.

Kat

Unbelievable! I'm worried about losing my home all of my stuff, every memory and you just want to hook up.

Why do you have to make everything so difficult?

Kat

What can I say, I'm not easy. (Leaves the rooftop)

Cameron

(spots Patrick and follows behind him) Have you ever done something you've regretted?

Giving you advice because you keep coming back.

Cameron

Okay, but have you ever done something you're really sorry about?

(spins around and looks at him) What did you do?

Cameron

I think I started the fire.

Okay, let me guess you set off a model rocket?

Cameron

How'd you know?

Well it was either that or you were setting your farts on fire. So, what's the problem?

Cameron

The problem is the guilt is eating me alive. I'm thinking of confessing.

Cameron

You're right. That's it I'll tell them what happened, that it was an accident and I'm really sorry.

Yeah, worse case scenario you get 5, 10 years but you can handle prison. And with a face like yours you'll have a husband in no time. (walks away)

Kat

So you made it, where's your family?

I killed them all. (laughs) They were slowing me down.

Kat

Natural disasters do bring out the best in people. So what was your big epiphany?

(runs up to Patrick's side and puts a hand on his shoulder) You're okay! Did you get my messages? I sent you like a million texts. When are we going to talk? You said you needed to tell me something? (clings to his arm)

(looks at Kat and struggles to explain) Ugh, it's not like that.

Kat

Sure its not. Enjoy your chat. (walks away)

Kat'

That treats me like a laaad-eek! Sweet mother (opens window) What the hell are you doing here? It is eleven o'clock at night! (realises her music is still playing and goes to turn it off, also removing her plate while her back is turned to him)

Isn't it obvious? I'm a vampire I need permission to enter.

Kat

Permission NOT granted.