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10 Things I Hate About You · Season 1, Episode 2

“I Want You to Want Me” quotes from 10 Things I Hate About You

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“I Want You to Want Me” · Season 1, Episode 2

In this episode: Kat Stratford (8), Bianca (7), Patrick (2), Cameron (2), Walter Stratford (1), Chastity (1), Michael (1)

Cameron, how's it going?

Not so good. I feel weird. Ever since Bianca got here, my head has been filled with rainbows and Enya.

Kat, I need your help.

Finally. The first step is admitting you have a problem. The next step is making you a brunette again.

LLarry

You girls are late. Where were you?

We were having sex with the soccer team. It took longer than expected.

I thought I'd learn the routine because, God forbid, someone gets sick or hurt or pregnant. Thanks a lot, Juno!

[about the fund-raiser] Okay, but no bake sale. The last thing this school needs is more fat people

High school is like Vietnam and these stupid flowers are Agent Orange.

[about the yearbook pictures she took] It looks like one of those herpes commercials where everybody is so happy despite the fact that they have herpes.

MMandella

So you're not hoping to get a carnation? Not even a little tiny bit?

From who? Every guy here has the depth of an inflatable kiddy pool.

Mail me to another family.

DDelivery Lady

Okay, but first, here's your dad's package.

I don't wanna think about my dad's package.

MMandella

That was awesome. It's like your mouth knows kung-fu!

'Charlie: (after leaving a carnation on Kat's desk) I showed you my flower. Now show me yours.

Leave... me... alone!

I just have one thing to say to you. I'm not that girl.

What girl?

The girl who's turned on by the spat boy crap. I'm not skipping home to scribble in my journal that maybe you're a vampire.

(about Chastity) Kat was right. For a popular girl, she is a teenage Long Duk Dong.

I'm sorry, who?

The dictator of North Korea.

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