PVPatrick Verona
We takin' my Bike?
Please tell me he's talking about his ten speed.
Don't worry we're taking my car.
“Dance Little Sister” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Bianca (5), Walter Stratford (4), Kat Stratford (3), Patrick (2), Cameron (1)
(to Patrick) Look! Deep, deep down beneath my sister's crusty exoskeleton, she has a soft spot for you.
Why don't you wear that nice one you wore to last year's school play?
It was my costume. I was playing Helen Keller.
It was very flattering. Even she could see that.
Oh my God! I look like a princess! This is my first date, and I'm so excited I think I might pee my pants.
(showing images from laptop) This is the baby crowning. Ooh, this is what placenta looks like. Here is the father cutting the cord. Of course, that's only symbolic because he's responsible for that baby for the rest of his life.
Got it. Sex makes babies.
(to Kat) I was just showing your friend with the disturbingly deep voice who looks much older than 17 what could happen if he's not careful. (firmly grips Patrick by his shoulder) And by careful, I don't mean use a condom. I mean, keep it in your pants.
I didn't get to show off this dress. I didn't get to slow-dance. I didn't get my first kiss. Beau is such a jerk!
He's king of the jerks! He rules Jerklandia!
(at the Fall Fling)
I'd hardly call this dancing. These kids are just dry-humping to music.
In that case, care to dance?
You know, Dad warns us everyday about getting pregnant.
You're lucky. He warns me twice a day.
Yeah, well, he never mentions all the other ways a guy can screw you.
Amen, sister.
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