Ingrid quotes from Young Dracula

Renfield

It's the Master, he's in a terrible mood.

Ingrid

Dad did all this?

Renfield

No, not your...

Ingrid

Not my what, Renfield?

Ingrid

Say it, you servile wart!

Renfield

N-not your father, Miss.

Ingrid

If not Dad then there must be another Master, who?

Renfield

Vl...

Ingrid

Vl...?

Renfield

aaa...

Ingrid

aaa...?

Renfield

d...

Ingrid

Spells?

Renfield

(inaudibly) Vlad.

Ingrid

He's been evil for one day and you're already calling him the Master?!

Renfield

Please don't tell the Count.

Ingrid

It's not the Count you have to worry about... it's me!

Count

(Believing Evil Vlad has done it) He's pinned him to the wall that is genius, that is genius!

Ingrid

Thank you!

Count

You? How dare you humiliate Renfield; that's my job.

Ingrid

We were immortal... we were...

Soul mates?

Ingrid

As close as I can get to one.

Ingrid

(hugging him) Vlad!

Vlad

(surprised) You don't do hugs.

Ingrid

I've changed.

(sceptically) Apparently.

Ingrid

(To Vlad) When you left me to burn in the sunlight, I hit rock bottom. In therapy, I learned that I have to be happy with who I am and not envy other people. I think you're gonna make a great leader.

Vlad

I've only been gone a week. Right?

Vlad

Is his mind wipe still secure?

Ingrid

Watch. Jonno?

Vlad

Well, don't do that!

Ingrid

It proves the mind wipe's working and it's fun!

Ingrid

What's going on?

Bertrand

I can explain!

Vlad

Bertrand thought it would be a good idea to reduce you to a pile of ash. Then frame the Van Helsings for it so that I'd go after them.

Ingrid

Hmm, good plan. Apart from the "me" bit.

The Count

I am your man through and through. (puts his fist slightly in the air) Team Vlad!

Ingrid

Yay!

The Count

(less enthusiastically) Yay...

Ingrid

We're going to start with the assassination of Vladimir Dracula.

Why?

Ingrid

Because he's the key culprit. Soon, he'll be so powerful we'll never be able to oust him.

It's a shame, really. He's quite fit.

Ingrid

What d'you think?

Renfield

(grins) Do I get a uniform?

Vlad

You never changed, did you? And you never will.

Ingrid

Finally! You're so easy to fool, it's almost painful. I guess this means it's game on, little brother.

Vlad

Don't try to fight me, Ingrid! I don't want anyone to get hurt.

Ingrid

And that is exactly why I'm going to win. See you at the final battle, Chosen One.

Ingrid

The book opened for Erin! What's she got that Renfield hasn't?!

...Cleanliness?

Bertrand

I thought you'd changed.

Ingrid

And I thought you were his trusted tutor. Guess we can't judge a book by its cover.

Bertrand

Evil minds think alike.

Vlad

Can we please try to get on as a family for the next say... one hundred years?

Count

With me as the Head, obviously.

Ingrid

(To Vlad) I thought you said we'd share the power?

Vlad

Actually, what I said was I'd give you the status you deserve.

Count

That'll be equal to a swamp rat, then!

Vlad

(To Ingrid) Which'll give you top position as my number two.

Count

No, she can't be your number two, you're my number two; that makes her number three.

Ingrid

No way am I number three!

Vlad

(resignedly) Ohhh, this is gonna be a long hundred years...

Vlad? No biting?

Vlad

No slaying?

Count

No fun!

Renfield

B Positive with a splash of cranberry!

Ingrid

Renfield, this is a blood-bank, not a café!

Bertrand

Look like claw marks, could be a werewolf.

It wasn't me.

Ingrid

Fangs can do that. Could be a vampire.

Still not me.