Can we please try to get on as a family for the next say... one hundred years?
With me as the Head, obviously.
(To Vlad) I thought you said we'd share the power?
Actually, what I said was I'd give you the status you deserve.
That'll be equal to a swamp rat, then!
(To Ingrid) Which'll give you top position as my number two.
No, she can't be your number two, you're my number two; that makes her number three.
No way am I number three!
(resignedly) Ohhh, this is gonna be a long hundred years...
JJonno
Vlad? No biting?
No slaying?
No fun!
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