Erin quotes from Young Dracula

Brought down by a girl!

That's your Mum?

Vlad

Yeah. Dad's gonna go bats when he finds her here.

I'm sensing your mum and dad have got a few issues?

Vlad

Just the usual; lying, cheating, multiple murder attempts.

Vlad

I had friends. Well, one friend.

Another vampire?

Vlad

No, he was normal.

Vlad

Okay, he wasn't normal... but I still miss him.

So, your sister wrecked your life?!

Vlad

It's kind of her thing.

I have to kiss you?

Vlad

Well, technically, I have to kiss you. It says a kiss from the Chosen One will protect you from the flames.

(smiling) Is that just some excuse to get a cheap snog?

You've got to be the sweetest vampire ever.

Vlad

What can I say? There's not much competition.

Vlad

I'm on fire!

I'll say.

Vlad

No, really!

I know your secret, Breather.

Vlad, please.

(sighs exasperatedly) Is that the best you can do?

Vlad, I'm your friend. I'll get you some blood, you don't need to bite anyone.

Oh, I don't need to... but I want to.

You took your time. (Smirking) Nervous, are we?

Vlad

I'm not the one who should be nervous.

You're never gonna win!

What're you gonna do?! Fight me off forever?!

Vlad

No. No, I'm not! I'm the one in control!

Oh, you're not strong enough.

Bad idea.

Vlad

I told you to go.

I knew you would win. It's over now, isn't it?

Vlad

He's part of me now. How can it ever be over?!

Ingrid

(hugging him) Vlad!

Vlad

(surprised) You don't do hugs.

Ingrid

I've changed.

(sceptically) Apparently.

Ingrid

(To Vlad) When you left me to burn in the sunlight, I hit rock bottom. In therapy, I learned that I have to be happy with who I am and not envy other people. I think you're gonna make a great leader.

Vlad

I've only been gone a week. Right?

Vlad

Tell me why I should believe you.

Because I care for you. If I didn't, why would I be here?

Vlad

(sarcastically) Oh, I don't know. To slay me and my family?!

Vlad

You should go.

(holds out a card) Here's the number of the Slayers' Guild if you want to do something about it.

To prove yourself, you have to pass one more test.

I should warn you, I'm a bit dyslexic.

True.

Do you trust me now?

Vlad

Saw you hugging Jonno.

Oh... that.

Vlad

Yes. That.

I only did that so I could get this. (holds up the keys to the slayer's weapon)

He knows I just saved his unlife, right?

Vlad

Yeah, he knows. He just doesn't care. It's a vampire thing.