A character in Young Dracula
Played by Andy Bradshaw
Young Dracula · 272 quotes
9th most-quoted character in Young Dracula: in 11 of its 272 quotes
Most scenes with: Vlad (3), Ingrid (2), Robin (2)
Ok, first question. If Boris can turn into a wolf in 3 seconds and Inga can turn into a bat in 5 seconds, how long would it take Boris and Inga to storm a peasant dwelling and drink the blood of everyone in sight?
[Chloe wakes up screaming the next morning after Vlad's sleep over as she has found fang neck wounds.]
What've you done to me?!
Congratulations, Master Vlad! Your first bite.
NO! What am I gonna do?!
Excuse me! I'm the victim here! What happens to me now?!
Welcome to the family, Mistress Chloe!
Zoltan, I need your advice. I've got this problem.
Bathe it in warm water and keep it bandaged over night. That works for me.
Err... no. I mean, should you do what's best for yourself or what's best for your friends?
Ah, most people would say you should put the well-being of others before your own. Look at me, I have never been selfish. And now... I'm stuffed, ignored, mounted on wheels.
Halloween affects Dad like a lit match in a fireworks factory.
Even a sausage through the heart wouldn't subdue him.
You mean a stake.
Oh, yes. You see the Count has banned me from using that word. That word and "bun fight".
[Vlad, Robin and Chloe ponder this for a moment.]
Sun light.
Mmm-hmm. "Bun fight" and "sausage".
The surest and most effective cure for vampirism is...
Yes? Yes?!
A stake through the heart.
Maybe not.
I wouldn't let Dad catch you sitting there.
Really? Why's that?
She's right, Master Boris. Only the Count is permitted to sit on the throne.
Thanks for the warning, but I don't take advise from stuffed dogs.
He's a wolf!
I wasn't talking to him.
Ouch!
(When trying to bring back Renfield's dad in Renfield's laboratory.)
This is so what I wanna do when I leave school!
[He laughs manically until Vlad gives him an exasperated look.]
Don't do this, Master Vlad. Renfield Senior was mad, bad and dangerous to know. And when he sees me, he's going to want revenge!
Maybe you should nip to the card shop, see what they've got in the Sorry I Accidentally Savaged You To Death section.
(When Zoltan asks Van Helsing for help from Renfield Senior.)
He's going to throw me on the fire if you don't.
(Shocked) What sort of abomination...
There's no need to be personal! I haven't said anything about your smelly breath.
I'll free you on one condition... you lead me to the Count.
NEVER! Nothing you can do or say will make me betray my master!
Fine, I'll leave you to the old man then.
(hastily) It's at the door, turn right, I'll show you the rest of the way!
(When Ingrid accidently sets fire to the Count's new throne.)
(shocked) I am so undead!
I don't want to say "I told you so"... but I told you so!
(When it's believed Ingrid has perished when Stokely castle was set on fire.)
I'm very sorry for your loss.
I loved her, Zoltan. I know didn't always show it, but I loved her... she was the best castle I ever owned.
He was talking about Ingrid!
No, I wasn't.
(Zoltan has a twisted neck after an injury.)
How could Vlad do this to me?
You and stairs make him laugh.
VladGerran Howell · 136 quotes
IngridClare Thomas · 109 quotes
Count DraculaKeith-Lee Castle · 86 quotes
RenfieldSimon Ludders · 41 quotes
RobinCraig Roberts · 33 quotes
EErinSydney Rae White · 23 quotes
MalikRichard Southgate · 19 quotes
BertrandHarry Taurasi · 16 quotes
ChloeLucy Borja-Edwards · 10 quotes
IIvan8 quotes
SallyLaura Howard · 6 quotes
TalithaEleanor Gecks · 6 quotes
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