Vlad quotes from Young Dracula

Vlad

All my life, I've wanted to fit in. To be ordinary. So I thought moving to a new town would be my chance. A chance to be normal. But I was forgetting one little thing: I'm a vampire.

Vlad

(Impersonating Van Helsing) I'm Van Helsing, I'm bald and I stink of garlic!

Vlad

(Calmly) If the Van Helsings were coming to slay us, I don't think they'd knock first.

Vlad

Get out! I don't ever want to see you again!

Vlad

GO!!!

Vlad

Many fangs make light work.

Vlad

It's revamp or rest in peace.

Vlad

Get out of my mind!

Vlad

I don't think CPR works on fish.

Vlad

First I get a cold, then a cough, now I can sit in the sun like a kid at the seaside!

Vlad

All those in favour of getting caught running an illegal Breather-biting hotel and turned to dust, raise your right hand.

Vlad

I laugh in the face of pointy wood.

Vlad

Most people get a car when they turn eighteen, not all the evil in the universe!

Vlad

We dust one of yours, you dust one of ours. When does this cycle of revenge end? And there's nothing left of us but a pile of ash and a memory? You want to destroy me because I'm a half-breather, but what if that's the reason I was chosen? We've been using our powers against one another for so long, we couldn't see the answer right in front of us; we need to support each other. To unite. To become more human. It's the only way we can defeat something that is more evil than all of us combined. The Blood Seed.

Ingrid

Can't believe we have to speak this stupid language.

Vlad

We've got to keep a low profile.

Ingrid

And why do we have to move, anyway?

Renfield

Please be quiet, Mistress Ingrid, I'm trying to read the map.

Ingrid

Don't tell me to be quiet, insect biter!

Renfield

Right, that is it!

Ingrid

Don't you touch me, you fungus!

Renfield

Rat!

Ingrid

Creep!

Renfield

Witch!

Ingrid

Pus-face!

Vlad

Turn right!

Renfield

Cold sewer!

Ingrid

Cretin.

Renfield

Freak! Fart-breath!

Ingrid

Spider-licker!

Renfield

Scab picker!

Ingrid

Snot eater!

Count

RENFIELD! What... exactly... is going on?

Renfield

Sorry... for disturbing you, Master...

Count

Silence!

Vlad

Ingrid wants to turn the hearse around and go back to Transylvania.

Count

Oh, you do, do you? And what about the angry, torch-wielding Transylvanian peasant mob, hmm? Would you like to go back to them, too?

Ingrid

Yeah, well, better going back to Transylvania to face them than living in this dump. I mean, look at it. It's so... normal.

Vlad

Normal. That's just what I was thinking.

Vlad

So this is school.

Robin

Yeah. It's a bit like a prison, only sometimes people escape from prison.