Ivan quotes from Young Dracula

You're what, just over seven hundred?

Count Dracula

SIX! Six hundred!

Whatever, you look closer to a thousand.

Sorry, didn't I mention I'm vegetarian?

Renfield

I've got some badgers noses, they're more gristle than meat.

Vlad

I don't believe this! You said living blood-free was our best chance!

Count

There was no blood-free, it was a fantasy, a delusion, a pathetic dream. Tell them, Ivan!

He's right. This is sensational, I haven't felt this undead in years! There's only one way for us to live... UP TO OUR EYES IN BLOOD!

(to Boris) Get out here, boy! Show me your fangs. Hmmm, a bit underdeveloped, not to worry. We'll start small, just a few cute bunnies.

You mean kill them?!

Count Dracula

No, take them synchronised swimming, of course kill them!

Count

"Numb to sensation", four letters.

"Dead".

Daddy, how much longer is this going to take?

Depends on how much of a fight he puts up.

Vlad

Fight? No one said anything about a fight.

Count

Well, if he's strong it could take all day. But if he's a pathetic, spineless little wimp then...

Ingrid

Well, that answers that!

I can't believe my own son could be so wicked and deceitful.

Count Dracula

Yes, yes, when you've quite finished gloating maybe you could use your super sensitive vampire hearing to find the little snake!

What?

Count Dracula

Where's that imp?! It's time he was taught a lesson!

Ten to seven.