Ingrid quotes from Young Dracula

Ingrid

But that's my boyfriend.

He's a breather, Ingrid. Surely you wouldn't stoop so low?

Ingrid

Back off, sister! I decide who I go out with.

Call yourself a vampire? Don't you know the most powerful of us will reign supreme. So I'll be making the decisions from now on. And I say... Will DIES!

Ingrid

Over my dead body!

My thoughts exactly.

Robin

Vlad, shouldn't a vampire be chasing us?

Vlad

But she's not a vampire, are you, Ingrid? You didn't go through with the transformation.

Ingrid

If you breathe a word of this to anyone I'll... well, I can't bite you, but I'll do something evil!

Robin

I don't get it. I thought you had to transform.

Vlad

I thought so, too. But there's a way out of it, isn't there?

None whatsoever!

Ingrid

Run!

Robin

Is she dead?

Ingrid

(snarls, then smiles) Not quite!

Count

Ingrid, remember what happened to the last daughter who challenged me!

Ingrid

I'm your ONLY daughter!

Count

You are now!

Count

What's that on your collar?

Ingrid

Nothing!

Count

(sniffing) Blood! Human blood!

Ingrid

(smugly) So, I've bitten a Breather! Guess that makes me the only real vampire in this castle after all!

Vlad

Who appointed you judge, jury and executioner?

My card...

Vlad

(reading it) "Justice Moroi; judge, jury and executioner"...

Any more questions?

Ingrid

Yeah, do I get a front row seat?

Vlad

Ingrid!

Ingrid

Alright, do we ALL get front row seats?

For your own father's execution? Of course you do!

Vlad

Here's the plan; we run away, you two go first. While they're out looking for you, I rescue Robin. We leave the country and meet up again in Uncle Ivan's place and hide out there till the heat's off.

Count

No. Count Dracula does not run away.

Ingrid

You did last time.

Count

That was different, some of those peasants had really big pitch forks.

Renfield

... and when I got back, the helmet was gone.

Robin

Then what happened?

Vlad

Someone stole it.

Robin

(points at Moroi.) Pretending to be him...

... and murdered the Grand High Vampire.

Ingrid

Cool!

Ingrid

You got old.

Vlad

You got sick.

Ingrid

I can look after myself.

Vlad

Yeah? Then why'd you leave Stokely?

Ingrid

I got bored.

Vlad

You got burnt.

Count

Well, well, well. Look what the bat dragged in. (To Vlad) I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING HER HERE!

Ingrid

Nice to see you too, Dad.

Ingrid

You can't have two queen bees in a hive. It'll be a fight to the death.

Count

My money's on the half-fang.

Count

Transylvanian bat vomit - does the job every time.

Vlad

(furious) You're sick and wrong!

Count

(genuinely touched) Oh... thank you, Vladdy.

Renfield

Open wide.

Ingrid

What did I ever do to you?

Count

Gloated at my execution, plotted to overthrow me, left me to die!

Ingrid

Hmmm ... that.

Renfield

It's the Master's favourite.

Ingrid

And by "Master", you mean...

Ingrid

But the whole country's crawling with slayers! What if they catch me?

Count

Then I'll lend them a stake!

Ingrid

They'll want to take me alive. They know I'm the Chosen One's sister and then they'll use me to find all of you.

Count

You wouldn't say a thing! ... (pause, then more nervously) ... would you?

Ingrid

Daddy, I'll draw them a map.

Vlad

I command you to open! Reveal my destiny!

Ingrid

(entering) "Reveal my destiny!" Very powerful, very compelling and... totally ineffective.