Moroi quotes from Young Dracula

You are sentenced to death by dawn.

Count

Don't you mean death at dawn?

No, he said death by dawn. We throw you outside and wait for the sunlight do it's thing.

Count

(awkwardly) Yes, I suppose that'd do it.

Vlad

Who appointed you judge, jury and executioner?

My card...

Vlad

(reading it) "Justice Moroi; judge, jury and executioner"...

Any more questions?

Ingrid

Yeah, do I get a front row seat?

Vlad

Ingrid!

Ingrid

Alright, do we ALL get front row seats?

For your own father's execution? Of course you do!

Robin

You've got to get out of there.

Count

(sarcastically) Oh, well done, Robin. Unfortunately this cage is made of argentalium... it drains vampire powers.

Robin

Can't you just turn into smoke or something?

Oh, he'll soon be turning into smoke.

Eurgh! Garlic perfume!

Count

I bought that for my wife.

Vlad

You were trying to kill Mum?

Count

No! Just give her a nasty rash.