Vlad quotes from Young Dracula

George

I'll help if Vlad does.

Vlad

Well, who doesn't love Bug Burgers?

Sally

Brilliant, let's make Bug Burgers. That'll keep me awake, if slightly disgusted.

Malik

Eurgh! He sounds more like a Breather every day!

Vlad

Well, I'm not! I'm a Dracula!

Vlad

Australia?! Are you insane?

Ingrid

Either that or he's an idiot. Or both.

Vlad

What have you got that Ingrid wants?

Malik

What're you talking about?

Vlad

It's just I've never seen her be so nice to anyone... ever.

Vlad

You seem to know a lot about me, Mr...

Roquelaire. As VHC's security chief it's my job to know. Like I know that your sister has been listening in to our conversation for the last five minutes.

Ingrid

Not listening in actually, I... just didn't want to leave Vlad alone with a stranger.

Talitha

Make a fireball.

Vlad

Make a fireball... okay... I think I've got it...

Vlad

Pathetic.

Talitha

I guess we're back to rubbing two sticks together.

Vlad

I think Malik getting dusted hit her hard.

Talitha

Ingrid, with feelings? More chance of Renfield winning Miss Transylvania.

Vlad

Come on, Renfield. You're part of the family.

Vlad

...Sort of.

Renfield

When's my birthday, then?

Renfield

And I bet you can't remember my first name either.

Vlad

(Hastily) Keith!... Nigel?

Ingrid

Susan.

Vlad

Susan!

Renfield

It's Percival. Per-ci-val. Oh, you're all gonna pay for that!

Count

This is one of the seven wonders of the underworld.

Vlad

A clean pair of Renfield's pants?

Count

Did you know that birds eat the weakest chick so that only the strongest survive?

Vlad

Did you know that worker bees kill their queen when she gets too old?

Talitha

You've still got your fangs?

Vlad

(smiling) Sun tans are overrated.

Vlad

We have to stand together. It's the only way.

This won't bring back my father.

Vlad

But it will save your brother. Form a circle! Hold on tight, it'll try to pick us off one by one, break us apart. Renfield, put the container in the middle. If we combine our powers, we can pull it into the box.

Vlad

We can't do this if you still hate us. I'm sorry about your father, but we're the new generation. We can start again.

United, we stand. Divided, we're dust. The feud is over.

On behalf of the Vampire High Council, thank you. I hereby declare that the Dracula family are officially pardoned of all past misdemeanor.

Vlad

Please, listen to me. As long as you know me, you will never be safe. As the Chosen One, there will always be vampires who will try to use you to get to me. But if I wipe your memories, you and George... you'll never even know I existed.

Sally

But I lost you for 18 years. I can't lose you forever.

Vlad

What if George gets bitten? Is that a risk you're willing to take?

Sally

And I really won't remember anything? About you?

Vlad

(offering the yin half of his yin yang necklace) Here. Take this. One half each. Wherever we are in the world, we will always be connected.

Sally

Promise me, you will always remember who we are, and that we love you, now and always.

Count

Vlad... knew he... wouldn't be able to do this, so uh...

Sally

It's been a long time since we were standing this close.

Count

Sally, I... I've made a lot of mistakes in my time. You were never one of them. And I'm sorry... I adopted our son and I didn't tell you.

Sally

You were protecting him. Tell me you will never stop doing that.

Count

He's a man now. With his powers, it'll be me that needs his protection.

Sally

I'm going to miss you. (she kisses him) You silly old fool.

Count

Not so much of a fool...

Count

You know, I can't believe I've sold this dump.

Ingrid

I can't believe you're going to Australia.

Count

I've been given a "Get Out of Jail Free" card and I intend to use it, and where better to start than dining on the descendants of our convict cousins?

Renfield

(with an Australian accent) Put another bed on the barbie, gobber! That's Australian-ese!

Count

Please tell me you packed that box.

Vlad

We're taking it to the Himalayas. There's not much oxygen at that altitude. (to Ingrid) You can come with us, if you'd like.

Ingrid

No thanks. I've gotten back my place on the High Council, so I'm off to the old country. I can't wait to bite my first peasant.

(enters the room) Or, you could stay here with me.

Count

You might want to redecorate first, it's a little uh... post-apocalyptic.

Ingrid

You're the new owner?

We are. Made quite a bit of money off that incredibly authentic vampire game, thanks to you.

Ingrid

What?

You own 50%.

Ingrid

(touched) It's what I've always wanted! (hugs Piers) Thank you... a throne of my own.

Vlad

Well, we'd better get moving. Look after yourself, Dad.

Count

Don't I always? Vlad, Vlad, come here.

Count

You know I, uh... I used to be embarrassed to call you my son. But now I'm ashamed I ever doubted you. Vladimir Dracula, you have made a very, very old vampire very, very proud.