You know, I can't believe I've sold this dump.
I can't believe you're going to Australia.
I've been given a "Get Out of Jail Free" card and I intend to use it, and where better to start than dining on the descendants of our convict cousins?
(with an Australian accent) Put another bed on the barbie, gobber! That's Australian-ese!
Please tell me you packed that box.
We're taking it to the Himalayas. There's not much oxygen at that altitude. (to Ingrid) You can come with us, if you'd like.
No thanks. I've gotten back my place on the High Council, so I'm off to the old country. I can't wait to bite my first peasant.
(enters the room) Or, you could stay here with me.
You might want to redecorate first, it's a little uh... post-apocalyptic.
You're the new owner?
We are. Made quite a bit of money off that incredibly authentic vampire game, thanks to you.
What?
You own 50%.
(touched) It's what I've always wanted! (hugs Piers) Thank you... a throne of my own.
Well, we'd better get moving. Look after yourself, Dad.
Don't I always? Vlad, Vlad, come here.
(The Count takes Vlad off to the side)
You know I, uh... I used to be embarrassed to call you my son. But now I'm ashamed I ever doubted you. Vladimir Dracula, you have made a very, very old vampire very, very proud.
(They hug)
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